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when u rev a duck it quaks

yes

YES

let's do it

dont tell boss

i'm not stupid enough to tell him this
are you kidding me

we need 2 make a slalom

i can read this & if you scratch up the countertop you're replacing it

beer pool is a great idea though we're absolutely setting that shit up

[Hey, look who isn't responding to Chuuya]

HE'S ONTO US

THE EAGLE WALKS AT MIDNIGHT

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HIM

I DIDN'T MORON HE SAW WHAT YOU SAID

he probably only looked because you were here.

[zoro went and got his phone to do all caps and also because i'm so tired of shitty typing]

whatever man we both know i'm the trustworthy one

what makes me untrustworthy?!

you live on a houseboat

every movie i've ever seen that's where the deadbeat serial killer lives

tom hanks had one in sleepless in seattle.

i can comfortably say i've never seen that movie but i bet he was a serial killer

IT WAS A ROMANTIC COMEDY

they make romantic comedies about serial killers????

idiot. tom hanks would never play a serial killer.

that's definitely what a serial killer would want you to think

i can't believe you're insulting tom hanks.

i can't believe you watch romantic comedies

learn something new everyday.

it's not something i do often.

maybe you should watch more so you'll actually know when people are flirting with you

DRINKING ISN'T FLIRTING!!

BUYING YOU A DRINK AND ASKING IF YOU'RE BUSY AFTER WORK IS

SHE JUST NEEDED SOMEONE TO WALK HER HOME!! SHE WAS OLD!!

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