nope

[huxceptional]

Death by bird shit would be the most humiliating way to go. Don't even try arguing.

I'm done with this nonsense already.

Comments

[huxceptional]

Yes. Blame capitalism.

Perhaps he'll be someone that considers all of this normal and get through it fine.

[frostythehitman]

That's not capitalism's fault, you're literally the one choosing to make someone else run around outside for you because it's too dangerous for you.

[huxceptional]

It's their job. Don't worry, I'll tip them well.

[frostythehitman]

You're not going to have anyone to tip if they take that killer bird crap for you.

[huxceptional]

That would be quite unfortunate, I'll admit.

I wouldn't be getting my pizza then.

[frostythehitman]

Wow. Not a single damn given about the life you'd indirectly snuff out?

I guess in the end human life really is pointless compared to the brief joy that a pizza brings.

[huxceptional]

I'm glad you finally understand.

[frostythehitman]

[ Wow, even by his standards this runs a little nihilistic. ]

Well I hope you enjoy your blood pizza then.