psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[glaciers]

Murder is illegal.

[stopbleeding]

this is self defense!

[glaciers]

You're asking for him to be brought to you.

[stopbleeding]

i'm injured.

[glaciers]

But you can still kill him?

[stopbleeding]

i'm very determined.

[glaciers]

What did he do?

[stopbleeding]

he turned my hair into joseph's technicolor dreamcoat.

[glaciers]

That's an injury?

[stopbleeding]

to my pride!

[glaciers]

No court of law is going to accept that.

[stopbleeding]

the law doesn't accept much in general.

[glaciers]

Why not just dye his hair?

[stopbleeding]

bastard would like it. i've got to either kill him or shave him.

[glaciers]

Shaving him is probably the better option.

[stopbleeding]

yeah but killing him is real tempting.

[glaciers]

Don't do that unless you want to end up in jail.

[stopbleeding]

what are you? kid cop? you're wrecking the mood.

[glaciers]

I don't think the police hire this young.

[stopbleeding]

could have had me fooled.

you don't have the rights already memorized and stuff do you?

[glaciers]

Murder is just a bad option. That's all.

[stopbleeding]

you should take that to an after school special.

[glaciers]

Most of those are about drugs.

[stopbleeding]

[omf]

so you'll be a pioneer.

[glaciers]

I've never heard a kids show talk about murder.
I doubt they want to start.