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roronoa "sword swallowing fuck" zoro (
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2017
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05:35 pm
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bungou to alchemist: osamu dazai
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marvel 616: bucky barnes
psa
WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT
BOUNTY
and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.
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botamochi
2017-06-01 10:56 pm (UTC)
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i shouldn't even ask what happened.
how much are you coughing up?
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stopbleeding
2017-06-01 11:52 pm (UTC)
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an amount
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HE DOESN'T KNOW!!!!
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botamochi
2017-06-02 03:10 am (UTC)
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that isn't going to encourage people to hunt for him, you know.
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WHAT WAS HE EXPECTING!! FROM A GREY BROCCOLI HEAD.
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stopbleeding
2017-06-02 03:22 am (UTC)
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SAY THAT TO HIS FACE AND NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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didn't think people would actually wanna take me up on it.
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botamochi
2017-06-02 03:29 am (UTC)
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from what i noticed, there are a lot of weird and desperate people registered on this app. i'm sure someone will gobble this up and hunt him like those predators in that alien movie.
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stopbleeding
2017-06-02 03:36 am (UTC)
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that was a good movie.
yeah i've already had a couple people go for it. one even wants to do it for only $5. the other wants a roomba.
should have left the bounty off.
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botamochi
2017-06-02 03:57 am (UTC)
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he is being a punk? don't tell him how to do this job.
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i hope you didn't agree to that last one.
roombas are expensive, man.
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stopbleeding
2017-06-02 04:22 am (UTC)
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yeah found that out. $400?? just get a vaccuum! as if i'd agree to that. talked him down to $100.
still too much.
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botamochi
2017-06-02 05:15 am (UTC)
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i think it would be simpler if you just gave them something you already have, but don't use.
like a salad spinner or something.
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stopbleeding
2017-06-02 06:36 pm (UTC)
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no way i toss salad everyday i need that thing.
how about a motorcycle?
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botamochi
2017-06-03 07:01 am (UTC)
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what?
that costs way more than a roomba?
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stopbleeding
2017-06-03 05:56 pm (UTC)
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yeah but i got it for free and it rides like shit.
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botamochi
2017-06-04 06:43 am (UTC)
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you can always scrap it for parts, but...
i guess that works out, actually? though i'm worried they might hurt themselves trying to use it.
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stopbleeding
2017-06-04 04:25 pm (UTC)
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stop worrying. i'm not giving them an exploding bike. just an unimpressive one. if they know how to ride they'll be fine.
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botamochi
2017-06-05 01:35 am (UTC)
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what a responsible adult you are. it makes me feel at ease.
i'll keep a look out for the pinwheel pervert for you, but i don't want to be pinned as an accessory to murder.
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stopbleeding
2017-06-05 01:45 am (UTC)
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appreciate it. i'll hide the body well.
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how much are you coughing up?
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[HE DOESN'T KNOW!!!!]
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[ WHAT WAS HE EXPECTING!! FROM A GREY BROCCOLI HEAD. ]
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didn't think people would actually wanna take me up on it.
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from what i noticed, there are a lot of weird and desperate people registered on this app. i'm sure someone will gobble this up and hunt him like those predators in that alien movie.
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that was a good movie.
yeah i've already had a couple people go for it. one even wants to do it for only $5. the other wants a roomba.
should have left the bounty off.
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i hope you didn't agree to that last one.
roombas are expensive, man.
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still too much.
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like a salad spinner or something.
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how about a motorcycle?
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that costs way more than a roomba?
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i guess that works out, actually? though i'm worried they might hurt themselves trying to use it.
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i'll keep a look out for the pinwheel pervert for you, but i don't want to be pinned as an accessory to murder.
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