psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

Re: this isn't even a gag tag

[stopbleeding]

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

[crudest]

[actually no one knows where baren lives but]

nice bluff

but what's the issue
i worked hard you know

[stopbleeding]

DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK?!

[crudest]

of course!!
you know that dye job would've cost you at least $300 from anyone else?
so um
you're welcome

[stopbleeding]

THEN GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO PAID FOR IT! I JUST ASKED FOR ONE COLOR!!! ONE!!!

[crudest]

boooooring
you're a lot of things buddy
but you're never boring ♥

[stopbleeding]

those hearts feel slimy.

it's not boring. it's how i've always done my hair. you didn't have a problem with it before.

[crudest]

it wasn't the same color as dust bunnies before

[stopbleeding]

THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO DYE IT A DIFFERENT COLOR!! A DIFFERENT SINGLE COLOR!!

[crudest]

I couldn't pick one
trust me this is better

[stopbleeding]

i'm never trusting you again.

[crudest]

probably a good call