psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

this isn't even a gag tag

[crudest]

♥♥♥

Re: this isn't even a gag tag

[stopbleeding]

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

[crudest]

[actually no one knows where baren lives but]

nice bluff

but what's the issue
i worked hard you know

[stopbleeding]

DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK?!

[crudest]

of course!!
you know that dye job would've cost you at least $300 from anyone else?
so um
you're welcome

[stopbleeding]

THEN GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO PAID FOR IT! I JUST ASKED FOR ONE COLOR!!! ONE!!!

[crudest]

boooooring
you're a lot of things buddy
but you're never boring ♥

[stopbleeding]

those hearts feel slimy.

it's not boring. it's how i've always done my hair. you didn't have a problem with it before.

[crudest]

it wasn't the same color as dust bunnies before

[explodosafe]

yo! car-killer!

was it hard to come out?

[He honestly has no clue what this mini-feud is about, but Cutter thinks it's ridiculous and wants to play as well.]

[crudest]

nah I always had a feeling it'd happen eventually

[what is he talking about]

[explodosafe]

Oh, good. Any tips on what not to do?

[crudest]

give a shit about other people's opinions
ever

[explodosafe]

Wow, that's a lot more clever and applicable than I was expecting.

[He actually means it, but he's also understands it as 'don't let worries about bad opinions hold you back' rather than 'ignore what others think in general'.]

[crudest]

you know that's not the first time i've heard that
probably won't be the last
either way you're welcome

[explodosafe]

I'm sorry or you're welcome?

[crudest]

definitely you're welcome
you got free wisdom
you know some swindlers actually charge for that shit

[biellmann]

What did you do

[crudest]

chiyuki ♥!
nothing that he didn't ask me to
no idea why he's so mad

[biellmann]

I don't believe you for a second. Even if I do believe he's probably getting way too worked up over something small

[ he's like that... for some reason, chiyuki feels like she needs to look out for him anyway. ]

[crudest]

he asked me to do his hair
since he can't be the grinch anymore 'cause of the color switch
and so i did his hair
for the record he looks great
and i did that shit for free

[biellmann]

Did you dye it pink Baren

[ THINKING TOO SMALL CHIYUKI ]

[crudest]

yes
and red
and purple
and orange
and yellow
there was supposed to be green and blue but you know how that turned out
listen he looks like a sunset how is that not great

[biellmann]

Wow

If you really managed to dye his hair like that I'll actually be impressed. Are you a hairdresser or something?

[crudest]

if???
i'm hurt
i'll take a picture to show you later

but nah just picky about hair
and i learn quickly
kind of a perfectionist?
why, you need a trim?

[if he's being honest....]