retrospec

Entry tags:

psa

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

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i'm pretty sure $5 won't cut it huh?

IS THAT ALL I'M WORTH TO YOU

he's lying
he'll pay you a MILLION BUCKS

WITH WHO'S MONEY?! THE TARGET DOESN'T DECIDE HIS OWN BOUNTY!!!!!

don't worry i have a solution
i just won't get caught
wins all around

as if. you like showing off too much to not talk to anyone.

if i'm not in jail yet i'm probably doing something right

is that a pointed comment.

[how many times has zoro had to be bailed out... let's count.]

[baren's done the same it's fine

but he means he's glad he's not... still there....]

me? a pointed comment? at you?

never

Edited 2017-06-02 00:48 (UTC)

Putting a million dollar bounty on yourself and saying you still won't get caught?

Ballsy.

just stating facts you know

If you were stating facts, the words "million dollars" wouldn't have been mentioned in the first place.

You're just talking a bunch of hot air.

wow gee
you got me pinned
now i'll go ahead and take your punk opinion
and put it right next to some old beatles records and a rubber duck
on the shelf of shit i don't care about

We'll see how much you don't care when I catch you for that bounty.

$5 wouldn't even get you a roomba with a fishing net.

how much do i have to pay for that then? sounds fun.

how about $50.

[ He was joking, but now...

He googles quickly how much a roomba would cost. ]

No such thing as a roomba that cheap. $150.

goddammit really? it's just a circle with wheels.

hey. i'll give you a roomba if you get him.

Are you kidding? Brand name roombas are like $400, I was just looking at knockoffs. But I'm also factoring in the cost of the net and my labor in setting all this up too.

Take it or leave it, because I'm not gonna take a roomba as a reward on its own.

what the hell is a "brand name roomba"? i thought roomba was the brand.

so what? you want a net too? that's fine.

Yeah, roomba's the brand and the name of the thing itself. Like band-aids. Or jello. What's the last time you called it an "adhesive bandage"?

No, man, I want the cash reward. How do you expect me to catch him if I don't start out with the roomba and the net?