stopbleeding: (QWEQDASDA)
roronoa "sword swallowing fuck" zoro ([personal profile] stopbleeding) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-06-01 05:35 pm

psa

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF

BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY


and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.
frostythehitman: (fear is how i fall)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-06-02 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
$5 wouldn't even get you a roomba with a fishing net.
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[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-06-02 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ He was joking, but now...

He googles quickly how much a roomba would cost. ]


No such thing as a roomba that cheap. $150.
frostythehitman: (fear is how i fall)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-06-02 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? Brand name roombas are like $400, I was just looking at knockoffs. But I'm also factoring in the cost of the net and my labor in setting all this up too.

Take it or leave it, because I'm not gonna take a roomba as a reward on its own.
frostythehitman: (fear is how i fall)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-06-02 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, roomba's the brand and the name of the thing itself. Like band-aids. Or jello. What's the last time you called it an "adhesive bandage"?

No, man, I want the cash reward. How do you expect me to catch him if I don't start out with the roomba and the net?
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[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-06-02 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm not killing someone, am I? You said "wanted alive". That takes finesse.

$100.
Edited 2017-06-02 03:40 (UTC)
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[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-06-02 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Depends. Are you gonna pay me?
frostythehitman: (fear is how i fall)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-06-02 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well whenever you finish debating and make up your mind, let me know.

Because I'll do it if you're willing to cough up.