retrospec

Entry tags:

psa

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

If you catch him, let me know. I'll want to take advantage of that empty slot in the modeling industry and see if I can land a good contract.

[He's not serious.]

[He's not skinny enough.]

yeah sure. you're pretty enough. i'll pass the word along.

[he is 100000000% serious]

[Hey, he'll accept the compliment! He's flattered.]

If whatever hairstyle you give him takes off you better make sure you get credit for it, too.

you think they'd let me name it?

You should. I'd love to hear what you'd come up with.

diego storm.

What exactly did he do to you? [He's not followed everyone else's conversations all that closely. But he knows that some hair related nightmare happened.]

[He sympathizes.]

he dyed my hair rainbow.

I guess that works if you're going for a punk thing.

Or want to be the mysterious villain in a magical girl anime.

they've got rainbow haired villains?

i'd consider it if it paid well enough.

They've got villains with more than one hair color, anyway. I couldn't tell you any by name but it's always the guy giving the speech and smirking in some ridiculously pensive way. Not the one that laughs maniacally.

any of them got one eye?

David Bowie set the standard that all amazing characters are allowed to have one messed up eye. Like Jesus forgave Christians of their sins David Bowie forgave villains their asymmetry.