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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[stopbleeding]

see keep talking like that and i'll start believing you.

anyway baren's too slippery. guy's got nine lives so i wouldn't count on his seat being vacant for long.

[adoringpast]

do you really overestimate the guy that much

he's only human. he's bound to slip up at some point.

[stopbleeding]

well yeah he fucks up all the time. try talking to his exes.

doesn't mean he's incompetent. maybe you're the one underestimating him.

[adoringpast]

could be. i don't know kaiyou much apart from our jobs so i wouldn't know about that. or care about him either.

ah well. good luck in getting him, i guess. tell me when you do though so that i can show up and laugh at both of your faces.

[stopbleeding]

i was gonna let you step on his defeated corpse until you included me in that.

[adoringpast]

it's your own fault for trusting him with your hair in the first place.

seriously, what were you thinking

[stopbleeding]

that he's a vain asshole with a lot of hair dye.

[adoringpast]

and yet you entrusted him with something as damaging as that. never really pegged you as a naive person, tbh.

hope you learned something from this.

[stopbleeding]

what do you mean "never"? we're talking for the first time.

maybe i'll just steal his hair dye next time.

[adoringpast]

it's called first impressions, dumbass

and like i said, good luck with that. might as well raise the bounty as well or whatever you're offering for his head

[stopbleeding]

guess so. i'll up it to $10.

[adoringpast]

that's so cheap. amp it up so that people will actually take you up on that offer.

[stopbleeding]

$25?

[adoringpast]

higher

[stopbleeding]

$26.

[adoringpast]

you're so cheap

do you want to kill this guy or not

[stopbleeding]

i don't want to go broke doing it! i don't make as much money as i used to!

[adoringpast]

then it's not worth getting your bounty then

i don't want to waste my time looking for someone like kaiyou if im not even going to get anything good from it

[stopbleeding]

didn't you say you work together.

[that doesn't... even qualify as looking....]

[adoringpast]

yes but not all the time. i don't ever want to work with someone who hijacks my shit.

[stopbleeding]

hijacks huh? sounds pretty extreme.

[adoringpast]

it's basically what he did. he's trying to destroy my career and people just let him get away with it because OOOH HE'S SO QUIRKY AND HANDSOME XD it's so fucking disgusting

you know what. im so pissed right now just thinking about it that i might as well take you up on those 26 bucks.

[stopbleeding]

screw that. tell me the full story. i'm invested now.

[adoringpast]

what. it's none of your business. i mean look, are people actually taking up your offer on this?

maybe they just want to just to have kaiyou-senpai notice them, teeheehee! BLEH

[stopbleeding]

holy shit. this is great.

i think i got one guy like that. can't tell if he's just a fashion freak though.