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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[stopbleeding]

it is creepy. keeping photos of someone you don't know, insisting he's perfect and ignoring his flaws--what part of that isn't weird? he's just a normal asshole.

[thesettingsun]

I never insisted that he was perfect! I just think you shouldn't kill him, that's a totally reasonable thing to say!

[stopbleeding]

i wasn't going to.

[thesettingsun]

"WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF"
-ryouta ono

[stopbleeding]

you always take things this seriously, fanboy?

[thesettingsun]

I don't know you. Maybe you put hits out on social media all the time.

[stopbleeding]

damn. you figured me out. guess i'll have to put one out on you next.

[thesettingsun]

[Easiest person to intimidate: Shuji.]

I didn't do anything wrong! I wouldn't be worth much of a bounty anyway!

[stopbleeding]

it's not a matter of worth. it's a matter of how much i want you.

[zoro....]

[thesettingsun]

I wouldn't be very satisfying to murder!!

[Shuji regrets so much right now.]

[stopbleeding]

don't sell yourself short! i'm sure you'll make someone very happy.

[thesettingsun]

This is not the context in which I would have liked to read that sentence!

[stopbleeding]

life comes at you fast.

wonder how much you should go for.

[thesettingsun]

Please don't kill me please please please I'm young and I have so much to live for! And I have student debts I have to pay off that I don't want to saddle my parents with!

[stopbleeding]

did you seriously write all that out? it's pathetic. don't beg.

you really need to learn how to lighten up.

[thesettingsun]

If begging works...

[He's willing to debase himself a little.]

[stopbleeding]

it doesn't. just makes you seem like less of a man.

[thesettingsun]

That's based on an arbitrary and outdated idea of masculinity. A man lives to fight another day.

[stopbleeding]

no. i'm pretty sure anyone would find that type of begging disgraceful.

[thesettingsun]

I'd rather be disgraced and alive than honorable and dead.

[stopbleeding]

i'm not gonna kill you!!!!

[thesettingsun]

You said you were going to!

[stopbleeding]

don't take everything literally!

[thesettingsun]

Normally I wouldn't, but social media companies can shrink people and you can wake up with your arm consumed by the red plague, I think random murder is a very real concern now!!

[stopbleeding]

NOT BY ME!!