psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[crudest]

[has baren found his party satan successor he wonders]

tried to TP a car?
yeah i've gotten that impulse before
eggs and post it notes too

[explodosafe]

[Probably not, considering that it had been a graduation prank and his latent hero senses are getting way too much memory-fertilizer nowadays. But Cutter is always up for a little fun something, as long as nothing or -body gets overly broken in the process!]

TP?
I'm fine with those as long as they aren't colored, but there was that time I almost made somebody microwave their phone because I'd suggested we can exorcise retrospec that way.

[crudest]

what
you don't know what it means to tp somebody
like the old classic tp a house throw toilet paper into the trees
the sprinkler comes on and the family gets fucked over
like really punk stupid high school move

did they do it
did sparks fly

[explodosafe]

dude that's messed up
intentionally breaking stuff for fun is crossing a line
i don't do that
unless it's bones
or something else that can be broken with no hard feelings attached

I dunno, we couldn't agree on what medium to call in case it'd make the phone explode and kill him

[crudest]

oh a sense of justice?
that does ruin the fun a little

so many good ideas
fizzling out halfway though

[explodosafe]

more like a codex of manliness
there's no pride in winning by such cowardly means!

hey, i'm trying
gotta weight the cons and pros

[crudest]

oh
oh i get it
that's why you talk to z
hypermasculinity
jfc

think of the pros
apologize for the cons later

[explodosafe]

i'm pretty sure that was meant to be insulting right now

but honestly, i don't think it's wrong to want to be the best man i can possibly be
it's like bushido, but without the killing people just to test our your blades stuff to it
or gentleman, without the fancy pancy acting and manners

[crudest]

chivalry is what you're thinking of
and that's been pretty dead
for good reason
but you'll find that out for yourself i figure

[explodosafe]

nah, that's one's got too little thinking for yourself in it

it's more like just my personal codex of honor, kay? i like working out, but you don't gotta be buff or some kinda jock to be manly imo

[crudest]

as if chivalry didn't exist just to protect egos

but you know you can't just
take a word like manly
and then decide that you want to change the original definition
why don't you just make up your own word

[explodosafe]

because that'd be childish and nobody else would understand it

but everybody knows what makes a good man!

[crudest]

you just said it's your own personal creed
so therefore it's not unanimously agreed upon

but

whatever

alright kid good luck making a man out of yourself

[explodosafe]

for somebody claiming his wits are worth a million you sure don't get something pretty simple

it's my personal creed. but it wouldn't make any sense if nobody else understands it. it's like the family's coda

thanks, Mulan :') i'll bring you a dead hun warrior as a souvenir