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[recollecters]

Hey, Users! This month's wikihow is right over here. In other news, don't you just love our logo colors? Such a nice shade of blue. I'm pretty fond of it myself! You know, Janet has blue eyes. But then, I guess you guys don't know anyone with eyes that color anymore, right? Whoops. Anyway, see you next month! Well, some of you anyway. :) Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As discussed on the monthly plot post the colors blue and green are now gray - except for the blue on the retrospec application logo and their building sign, although no NPC will be capable of seeing the color in these places. As stated in the plot post, NPCs will also seem to be completely unaware that the colors blue and green ever existed. Oops. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Last's month's application round characters are now capable of changing their profile pictures.

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[godcards]

Literally no one cares about Janet.
For once I can't believe the changes are inconsequential... for me, anyway.

Although that last line is rather ominous.

[appraiser]

i care about janet
also hi, malik
i'm here to ask about your favorite colors if they're neither blue nor green

[godcards]

Why though? She doesn't do anything.

If you must know, my favorite color is red.

[appraiser]

because she didn't do anything, so i care by default
i like red as an accent color
but so much of the world is blue and green. you really think it's inconsequential?

[godcards]

You are very soft-hearted.

I said it's inconsequential for ME. My eyes are brown, my wardrobe has very little blue or green... People are going hysterical over such minor details, in the grand scheme of things!

As far as the outdoors goes... I don't really care. Get used to it like everything else, I suppose.

[appraiser]

i know


if the "what" doesn't matter
the "how" still does, right? what if next time it's not just color, but vision itself? both are just light. it's possible

[godcards]

Then that means I wouldn't have to see the post next time. There would those who cannot function due to their lack of self-sufficiency... They'd get into an accident or starve to death. Perhaps you've just given him a new idea to cull these stupid users! Dying at their own hand by their own stupidity!

[appraiser]

[ a new idea? heck, he screwed up he s c r e w e d u p
he can fix this ]

no i take that back
jim, you know what would be horrible?
puppies
what if everybody got puppies
oh no

[sotenbori]

hey!
janet is just trying to live her life

[godcards]

How do you know? Jim is not a trustworthy source. You don't know what Janet is really up to.
Either way, it's most likely boring... so again, who cares?

[sotenbori]

ok well you obviously do care
and
i dont know
I just feel sorry for janet???

[true_noir]

I don't entirely agree. I think we care about knowing more about these three, such as where they are located. I will agree, though, that I am very very unconcerned about her eye color.

[godcards]

Janet has done nothing of note. Her existence or location is irrelevant. If I had to pick someone, it'd be Jim. Also that coder, who does not actually know how to code...

My eyes are brown, so I am unaffected. Although... if it's really that much of an issue, they make colored contacts for such unfortunate people.

[true_noir]

Jim first. Always Jim first. The one who is coding this app certainly comes to mind.

You do realize those colored contacts will be gray now, yes? Unless they're willing to change their colors.

[godcards]

It's only two colors that are missing from the spectrum. If gray bothers them that badly, they can switch to anything else. Brown, red, gold, purple... There are plenty of options as long as they seek them out. It's one thing to be upset, but another to be so incompetent you cannot practice basic problem solving.

[true_noir]

You, sir, are a very practical individual. I can't even be angry at you. Coping while finding a solution is better than moping around. Thank you for that little kick in the rear.

I feel a little better, actually.

[godcards]

I'm not here to motivate anyone, I simply say what I know is right. In the end, this really is over something petty... The other changes I could understand the outcry, even if it was annoying. This is just about colors. There's plenty more. People are so quick to fall into hysterics.

[true_noir]

Provided plants still grow normally. It's an important distinction, since the green is what gives them the ability to turn light into energy and live.

[darkinferno]

you and me both

hell, my eyes are still that same weird shade of blue they turned in april so he can't even get his facts right

[godcards]

If someone starts commenting on your lovely eyes I will vomit.

[darkinferno]

if someone starts commenting on my lovely eyes you can get in line because i don't wanna hear it either

you off house arrest yet?

[godcards]

What, you don't like blue? I'm sure there's plenty of people who'd want to trade you for gray.

This weekend. I'm still going to be monitored and limited in my activities... It's better than lock up, though.

[darkinferno]

blue's fine, it's the obnoxious bright part i'm not a fan of

you wouldn't believe how many people asked me what i'd taken to make them glow in the first few days, you'd think they'd assume contacts first

what's "monitored and limited" entail? i've got plans saturday night if you're interested

[godcards]

In all fairness, most people are idiots.

I am interested. I need to get out of the house. Official babysitters think checking in on me constantly will keep me out of trouble... I probably have a curfew but I've never cared about that anyway. You might have to speak with them yourself, as I doubt they'd believe that I'm with someone else.

[heiroglyphs]

Seriously, he's so damn vindictive over some chick that turned him down?
Women are fickle, get over it.