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[recollecters]

Hey, Users! This month's wikihow is right over here. In other news, don't you just love our logo colors? Such a nice shade of blue. I'm pretty fond of it myself! You know, Janet has blue eyes. But then, I guess you guys don't know anyone with eyes that color anymore, right? Whoops. Anyway, see you next month! Well, some of you anyway. :) Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As discussed on the monthly plot post the colors blue and green are now gray - except for the blue on the retrospec application logo and their building sign, although no NPC will be capable of seeing the color in these places. As stated in the plot post, NPCs will also seem to be completely unaware that the colors blue and green ever existed. Oops. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Last's month's application round characters are now capable of changing their profile pictures.

Comments

[sharplydressed]

someone else said that jim might just be the name that everyone in the company writes under
tbh that's kind of a hilarious thought
but also frustrating because how are we going to kick every jim in the shins

[notbunaga]

i will absolutely kick every jim in the shins
no shin will go unkicked

[sharplydressed]

well i mean
if you're going to be that dedicated to the cause i guess i have no choice but to join in

[She sure twisted his arm there, yep...]

[notbunaga]

i think every last one of us has earned a kick to their shins
every one of their shines
maybe even multiple kicks

[sharplydressed]

one kick for every time jim makes a stupid post?
that seems fair to me

[notbunaga]

we're at 3-4 kicks now or something right
im gonna go all in to try and break a bone

[sharplydressed]

maybe you should go last then
like the cherry on top
except it's a broken bone in this case i guess

[notbunaga]

if that's the case i better try and find some steel toed boots
the biggest and heaviest ones i can manage

[sharplydressed]

there's a store pretty close to my workplace that sells shoes like that
you know, for construction workers and stuff?
should be heavy duty enough for shin breaking

[notbunaga]

do you think we could trade in every two kicks for a stomp
if im getting construction boots i think id like to do that

[sharplydressed]

i don't see why not
i mean
we're making up all of this as we go
we get to make up the rules too

[notbunaga]

well yeah i mean technically there's nothing stopping me from ignoring all the rules
going for fifty stomps
whatever

i was just
yknow

[goofing around

but she neglects to actually...say it]

[sharplydressed]

[THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART the lack of a visual "jk". He'd know it was a lie even if she said it though, honestly...]

look
i'm not saying i'd turn a blind eye if jim did end up with 50 stomps to the shin
but it's not like i can see everything （・∀・）ゞ

[notbunaga]

id say it's good to know you've got my back as far as being covered goes but
honestly
i doubt that's an unpopular opinion rn

[sharplydressed]

true
if there are any jim stans out there, they're being real quiet

[notbunaga]

all we can do is wait and see if the stockholm syndrome kicks in i guess
if anyone tries to send jim their underwear, we'll know

[sharplydressed]

at least i'm pretty sure jim would 100% out anyone who sent him their underwear
and probably claim to be a married man

[notbunaga]

married to janet, or just an adulterer?
id believe both options really

[sharplydressed]

married to janet
i can't see him cheating on someone he'd meme for in public tbh
or steal the eyes of, i guess

[notbunaga]

that's true
even when you fake marry someone, those fake vows mean something
they should be upheld
otherwise how will we preserve the sanctity of holy memetrimony

[sharplydressed]

oh my god

[HE'S EXHAUSTED, WHY IS SHE THIS WAY.]

true though
at least he's probably really dedicated even if he's otherwise pretty gross

[notbunaga]

[well it's okita's fault ok

a nobu sans cute gf is not as willing to say dumb shit like that]

i think that's what they call a stalker

[sharplydressed]

[OKITA, WHY!! Just blame everything on Okita by proxy, he's fine with this life.]

true
i wonder if he smells her office when she leaves the room

[notbunaga]

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

[sharplydressed]

make that two of us