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[recollecters]

Hey, Users! This month's wikihow is right over here. In other news, don't you just love our logo colors? Such a nice shade of blue. I'm pretty fond of it myself! You know, Janet has blue eyes. But then, I guess you guys don't know anyone with eyes that color anymore, right? Whoops. Anyway, see you next month! Well, some of you anyway. :) Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As discussed on the monthly plot post the colors blue and green are now gray - except for the blue on the retrospec application logo and their building sign, although no NPC will be capable of seeing the color in these places. As stated in the plot post, NPCs will also seem to be completely unaware that the colors blue and green ever existed. Oops. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Last's month's application round characters are now capable of changing their profile pictures.

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[b0mbshell]

These assholes

My eyes are blue.

They're supposed to be anyway.

[Not that he takes his sunglasses off but he has a history with those blue eyes.]

[sotenbori]

damn
now when i stare into them longingly they're not going to be as exciting

[b0mbshell]

You can stare into them longingly as much as you want, I'm still not giving you a lap dance.

[Kaz what?]

It's hard to look at yourself in the mirror and see something that you took years to appreciate just suddenly

gone.

Do you think it's like this outside of the city?

[sotenbori]

when you play you play to win don't you

[but oh]

the fuck was wrong with them that you didnt like them?

[b0mbshell]

When I lived in Japan I had it really rough. Kids don't really go easy on Western looking children there.

And my Western is pretty dialed up.

It took me a while before I was okay with the blond hair and blue eyes. Mostly because I got distracted that American kids gave me a rough time for having trouble with English. You should have seen how long it took me to be able to say "D" without trouble.

[sotenbori]

people are fucking stupid
its the shame shit different story here, too
didn't speak any fucking japanese didnt really fit in with anyone

oh
actually
i speak japanese now
surprise??
thanks jim (?) i guess

[b0mbshell]

At least we learned people could be jerks early on in life. But really?

Out of nowhere?

Just suddenly Japanese???

[sotenbori]

yeah??? like when we delivered the flower i had this weird sense that i used to know it? which was pointless and frustrating, mostly, because what good does knowing i used to speak a language do for me

but i woke up this morning
and understand it
fucking crazy
other people get super powers
i can read kanji

[b0mbshell]

That's insane. Out of nowhere?

Maybe if they offered stuff like that for willing participants they'd be a more respectable business. I know I'd like to download a few languages.

[sotenbori]

You can write to jim

@jim how do i learn languages for fun

[b0mbshell]

He might make me learn one of those fake TV sci-fi show languages. I don't know what I'd do if suddenly I spoke like an Alpha Centauri warrior in a cybernetic bandolier.

[sotenbori]

damn you just used a lot of nerdy words i didnt know you knew
im seeing a whole other side to you

[b0mbshell]

Hey, I watch movies! I even remember a thing or two, sometimes.

[sotenbori]

yeah well there's remembering stuff and then theres what you just said

[b0mbshell]

Okay, you show me a movie series with scantily clad Amazon space warriors and just try and tell me not to watch it twenty times.

I'm only human.

[sotenbori]

haha dang what show is this???

[b0mbshell]

Captain Chariot. The one that keeps causing angry internet battles because no one can decide if it's too politically correct or if there's not enough minorities and gay kissing scenes. And also spawned a gesturing captain gif meme.

[sotenbori]

damn
that sounds fucking dope

[b0mbshell]

We should get drunk and watch it sometime.

It's awful but it's fun.

Though maybe after we can see the color blue again and the world no longer looks like a student film.

[sotenbori]

yes
lets do this
im holding you to it