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[recollecters]

Hey, Users! This month's wikihow is right over here. In other news, don't you just love our logo colors? Such a nice shade of blue. I'm pretty fond of it myself! You know, Janet has blue eyes. But then, I guess you guys don't know anyone with eyes that color anymore, right? Whoops. Anyway, see you next month! Well, some of you anyway. :) Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As discussed on the monthly plot post the colors blue and green are now gray - except for the blue on the retrospec application logo and their building sign, although no NPC will be capable of seeing the color in these places. As stated in the plot post, NPCs will also seem to be completely unaware that the colors blue and green ever existed. Oops. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Last's month's application round characters are now capable of changing their profile pictures.

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[splinten]

That could be iconic.
Who wants to watch the BBC's acclaimed documentary, The Grey Planet?

[catsudon]

I'm in, and I'm bringing popcorn.

And Jim just half cured blue-yellow colour blindness. June's off to a fantastic start.

I SAW NOTHING

[splinten]

Fools on us for not recognizing him as the hero he is.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[catsudon]

Then he's here, being the man so ready to meet those of us who still remember all this bullshit is bullshit next month.

What a guy.

ME TOO ilu

[splinten]

A real upstanding dude. I can't wait until we can meet him for ourselves.

UGH ilu2 /face in hands

[catsudon]

I'll have photos of Retrospec ready for autographing. Or that horse drawing you did. Seems appropriate.

What do you figure for our current chances of getting any closer to meeting any of the manipulators behind this whole project?

[splinten]

I'll have the horse printed out for him.

Not high. I'm still not entirely convinced they're even in that damn building.

[catsudon]

They don't need to be, really, do they? They can be anywhere in the damn city. I don't know if they're far outside of it, though? Maybe out at the base? The woods? Hell if I know. Underground?

Or floating overhead in something none of us can see yet. The sky's the limits. Physics and common sense mean jack shit when it comes to them.

[splinten]

[No Yuri he just got flight skills he's pretty sure they're not up there???]

I kinda like this invisible floating castle theory. It's very Studio Ghibli.

[catsudon]

( Dirk they rewrite people and reality they could keep making you forget OKAY, GOSH, the floating castle lives!!! )

Does that mean we'll all start crying big fat tears because I'm not ready for that if I'm honest.

[splinten]

Consider the trade-off in food. You will eat the most delicious food imaginable.

earmarks this for........ a regain.................

[catsudon]

Will I have to worry about being turned into a pig? Important details.

omg

[splinten]

That depends on how rude and stupid about fairytales you are.

look

[catsudon]

Have you met me.

[splinten]

[..yeah]

Anya will work hard at the bathhouse to save you.

[catsudon]

I was more banking on fighting to the top to ask for a job too but hey if we're going to be morbid, sure.

Wait, just Anya?

( is this because all his other friends (... dave, karkat, and uh, sorey, technically, LOOK HE'S NOT SURE WHO ELSE COUNTS) are likewise screwed







... probably )

Right. Anya.

[splinten]

She'll get you all out eventually. Don't worry.

[catsudon]

I know she will.

I'm worried for everyone who doesn't have an Anya at their back.

Then again, this is Anya. She'd probably try to free every piggie in the whole slaughterhouse.

[splinten]

She likely not stop until the entire realm was redeemed and made into a glistening ideal.

[catsudon]

So we should just have her go after the baba in charge, right?

[splinten]

That's the best-probability solution.

[catsudon]

Good to know we can stay optimistic in our theorizing.