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[recollecters]

Hey, Users! This month's wikihow is right over here. In other news, don't you just love our logo colors? Such a nice shade of blue. I'm pretty fond of it myself! You know, Janet has blue eyes. But then, I guess you guys don't know anyone with eyes that color anymore, right? Whoops. Anyway, see you next month! Well, some of you anyway. :) Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As discussed on the monthly plot post the colors blue and green are now gray - except for the blue on the retrospec application logo and their building sign, although no NPC will be capable of seeing the color in these places. As stated in the plot post, NPCs will also seem to be completely unaware that the colors blue and green ever existed. Oops. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Last's month's application round characters are now capable of changing their profile pictures.

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[parodeity]

too late i have a date with nate later

like
not a literal date
im pretty sure this guy is in his late twenties
and also
this is a random person i found on craigslist
but you know what i meant

[splinten]

You can't go. He could be a serial killer.
Or I could become a serial killer to get rid of him.
You're my brother, skateboard lessons are my right.

[parodeity]

yeah b/c a normal ass serial killer totally stands a chance against either of us
anyway its too late this is the best 30 bucks ive ever spent
probably
unless he is a serial killer and i have to disarm him i guess????
but im pretty sure hes just a really bored dude with a skateboard

[splinten]

Where are you meeting him?

[Dirk is going to show up and glare at Nate in jealousy the entire time.]

[parodeity]

i am sure you have very important plans of some sort tomorrow
nate & i couldnt possibly bother you since you have expressed repeated disinterest in
1) taking skateboarding lessons
and
2) not murdering craigslist nate

[splinten]

[No he's showing up and he's going to glare.

This is what his heart senses are probably for??]

Dave.

[parodeity]

dirk
im not gonna break my arm chill out

[splinten]

That's likely true.
I still want to be there.

[parodeity]

why

private

[splinten]

If we're being honest?
Because you already have enough brothers who aren't me.

private

[parodeity]

i wouldnt call him that

permaprivate

[splinten]

I know.
Sorry, it's stupid to get insecure about that.

[parodeity]

i didnt say it was stupid
i just didnt know that was a thing you were insecure about
you know how i felt
about that

[splinten]

I know. It's more complicated than feeling he'll replace me as your brother.
This is probably not a conversation to do over text.

[parodeity]

probably not but you already spent most of the day with me

[splinten]

I'm trying to edge in on your skateboarding lessons. It's a safe guess that I like to spend time with you.

[parodeity]

are you angling to spend the night here or smth

[splinten]

I would be happy to, but that isn't really the point.
If you want, I can try to explain over text instead.

[parodeity]

we can have the convo in person if you want dude
just pointing out youve only been free of me for a few hours by your chronological count

[splinten]

I did not overlook that comment about time.
Bro, I enjoy your company. I don't have a desire to be 'free' of you for a minimum number of hours per day.
I like to have what time I can get with you, Dave.

[parodeity]

i guess you can come over if you want then

[splinten]

You sound like you want a minimum number of hours free of me per day.

[parodeity]

this is getting into conversations we shouldnt have by text territory
and also
thats incorrect

[splinten]

Ok, fair. I'm coming home.

[AND I WILL MOVE THIS TO. DAVE'S INBOX?]

[parodeity]

youre coming over
but yeah ok

[ FAIR also yes he is still going to insist on being a pedant. ]