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[gnasher]

Rin Matsuoka shared a photo. 6/3 near APPRASSAGE APARTMENTS

ignoring all this crazy shit for a minute: i'm looking for new roommates for my 3 bed/1 bath in the apprassage apartment complex. shared kitchen/common area, 3rd floor. male/18+ preferred. i didn't do this last time, but i'm laying down some other important ground rules right out of the gate. - no live birds indoors - no dead birds indoors either - no skulls - no occult objects - no cursed tomes - no cursed mummies - no cursed anything curses aren't fucking real - no sacrificial knives - no seances at all hours of the night - no vials of fake (?) blood in the fridge - or in the bathroom cabinets - or just sitting around in the common area?? - basically just no vials of fake (?) blood at all, okay? it's creepy and if i trip on one that's basically my entire morning. - see above pic for further restrictions hit me up if you're interested or got any questions about utilities or rent or what counts as an occult object. does anyone want a fake (?) mummy?

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[gnasher]

you looking for roomies, too?

thanks. even though i don't believe in that stuff, i might salt the doorway.

[feistytrader]

Better safe than sorry, right? If we're shrunk again, you'll be safe from any stray slugs.

I've been looking for my own place for months now, roommates or not. Unfortunately, thanks to our friends at Retrospec, I can't guarantee that I won't be gifted with a live bird someday.

[gnasher]

we better not be. a baby duck imprinted on me on my second day. i can't go through that again.

maybe let's not talk about birds anymore.

[gnasher]

i can only get two roommates. if there's anybody else that replies, i can send them your way.

[feistytrader]

[...He is sorry about any and all bird related incidents that Rin might have had to deal with.]

Holy shit. If you point someone my way, I swear I'll buy you a pizza.

[Because pizza is the truest sign of gratitude, or something like that.]

[gnasher]

it's not a big deal, but i'm not gonna say no to free pizza.

what's the one requirement, by the way?

[months is a long time to be looking for a place to live -- Rin's feeling the pressure, and he's only been looking for a roommate for less than a week]

[feistytrader]

I was being literal about the bird gifting. Past or alternate me or whatever has a pet bird, and I found a tiny crocodile a few days ago.

I mean, he's adorable, but that's not the point.

[gnasher]

a tiny crocodile?

pics

[feistytrader]

[...Shit, Silver will go above and beyond and get a quick video with his phone.]

He's called a Totodile I think, I named him Aoi.

[gnasher]

hey its really cute

[uh]

[feistytrader]

He's the cutest.

[Look there's no sense in denying this stuff okay-]

Sometimes he kicks his little feet while he sleeps.

[gnasher]

[911 THATS TOO CUTE????????? try to reel it in, matsuoka]

does he sleep in the water? mud?

[feistytrader]

He sleeps with me. Or in a ball sometimes.

He loves playing around in the bathtub, though. I really need to take him to the beach.

[gnasher]

huh... that seems weird for a gator.

you should get a kiddie pool. i bet he'd love it. then you won't have to scrub your tub as much, either.

[feistytrader]

He also spits water out of his mouth like a hose, so I don't know if I'd call him a normal gator. He likes to eat apples?

A kiddie pool sounds like a pretty decent investment, though.

[...Damn, why didn't he think of that.]

[gnasher]

have you considered: it's definitely not a gator.

there's an extra one at my family house, if you want it.