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[thesettingsun]

Just a couple of things.

-I'm turning 25 on Monday and it seems like the kind of thing you should do something for. I was going to invite people to the pool until some things happened, but now I don't want to, so. I'm going to be at the Inkwell and will accept all birthday congratulations, gifts, and complaints about how grey water is super weird.

Anyone can come, it's not like I run the bar. Unless you're that guy that threatened me, you have to stay at least ten feet away from me at all times.

[Water being grey now is not actually why the pool party is being called off, but it makes an excellent excuse.]

-Does anyone have any advice about explaining your sudden changes in behavior to people who know you really well but don't know what's going on with Retrospec? I can't not talk to my parents.

Comments

[doublesmall]

that's absolutely not what I said.

[stopbleeding]

should i put one of those height charts on the wall? that way we can mark your growth. make you feel like a bigger man.

[doublesmall]

don't think I won't kick your ass out if you do

[stopbleeding]

you'd kick me out over your height but not for threatening your regs.

bad for the yelp page boss.

[thesettingsun]

I already gave five stars and I'm not taking them back!

[stopbleeding]

shut up.

[thesettingsun]

You can't make me shut up on my own post.

[stopbleeding]

[damn. good point.]

[doublesmall]

I might if you kept threatening them.

or if you meant it.

[stopbleeding]

you're gonna ruin my reputation.

[doublesmall]

whatever will your poor ego do

maybe it's not mine we should worry about here.

[stopbleeding]

nice try. rep's already in shreds. been there done that.

[doublesmall]

see? yours definitely needs more attention then.

we'll work on that.

[stopbleeding]

i'll work on it. you work on getting some humility.

[doublesmall]

yeah I'll pass on that one

don't worry, I'll get toshi to help, we'll get that ego fixed right up.