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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[skald]

Hee, that almost rhymed!

But seconding the call for Maurice, he seems like he's good at getting things done.

[potentite]

I should have made a haiku.
But im frightfully dull when it comes to writing or poetry.
But hear hear! Not that im ready to throw in my hat with anyone working there.
But i certainly dont agree with this fiend jim.

[skald]

Blue flowers sprouting,
Maurice worked hard at his job.
Jim is a huge jerk.

(I'm not good at poetry either.)

I mean it sounds like Maurice got some blue back for us and Jim doesn't want to give him credit! So I'm on Maurice's side.

[potentite]

[He sends this link first.]

I thought it was brilliant!
But true maurice did at least 90% of the work im sure.
Jim is probably just some man hired to man the official twitter so to speak.

[skald]

Thank you!

I'm pretty sure that's the case, but also whoever hired Jim should also fire Jim. Isn't it normally bad for business if everything your PR person says makes people hate your company?

[potentite]

They really should. I wonder if they know what a terrible job hes doing.
The wendys twitter gave out lifetime chicken nuggets.
You need to at least be down with memes these days if you want to run the social media pr.

[skald]

Is there a single person who likes this app? (Actually I kind of don't mind the app in general, there's just some parts that are terrible.) Whoever's in charge must realize how everyone feels. Especially if they make a survey to deal with our complaints!

I don't want them to give away lifetime anything, though. It would probably be a lifetime supply of something horrible.

[potentite]

I dont dislike it as you say its mostly the problems that come with it.
Ive met some lovely folks through here and gotten close with my best friend because of it.
But i could do without for example being a few inches tall for a week for no explainable reason.
Also fair point. A lifetime supply of nightmares.

[skald]

Exactly! If it weren't for all the weird terrifying things like the stalking or the reality-bending, it'd be a pretty fun social media app. It's much easier to make friends here than on Twitter, for example! (Though that might be because we can all bond over the weird terrifying things?)

[potentite]

True i think bonding over this terrible experience is part of it.
But it really is handier than most of my social media. Its a nice idea.
And if they gave the profile more options it would be quite versatile.

[skald]

Yeah, I like the different formats available! And that I can use it on my phone and my computer (or anyone else's computer). But also people are definitely friendlier and more willing to chat with strangers on here, in my experience.

Honestly now that I can change my profile picture, I'm all set on that front!