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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[parodeity]

im bringing nachos
other people bring not nacho foodstuffs so we have options kthnx

[goen]

And I'm supplying drinks!!
No one else bring drinks unless they're really great
Like smoothies or something

[parodeity]

fuck yeah smoothies would be great
someone make me an apple smoothie

[goen]

[ .... apple smoothie ehhhhhhhh ]

Dave are you an apple vampire

[parodeity]

shit
you got me
unfortunately now that you know the truth about my existence
i have no choice but to kill you

[goen]

Ohhhh noooo!
But I'll be okay. I've got my carrot crucifix and broccoli bullets! I'll take you on, apple vampire!!

[parodeity]

if only those were a true apple vampires real weaknesses
didnt you know...
their true weakness is not found in veggies
but in
another kind of fruit

[goen]

Is it oranges

[parodeity]

i mean thematically speaking i guess?

[goen]

Tangerines

[parodeity]

should i be worried about why you want to find my weakness

[goen]

Clementines
Maybe I want some apples for myself sometimes

[parodeity]

too late i dibbsed the world
not that
many people want to eat them now that they have faces

[goen]

Why are lemons your weakness

[parodeity]

lemon juice in the eye

[goen]

[ boba just realized that she read the previous tag in completely the wrong way but c'est la vie ]

OMG is that why you wear shades all the time now??

[parodeity]

[ dave rolls with anything it's Fine ]

yes that is exactly the reason
i cant let myself be taken down by my One True Weakness
caps for emphasis