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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[parodeity]

didnt someone say they thought were in a game or something
recently

also i really hope zombies dont become a thing
solely because
i feel that would hit so many cliches we dont need to check off our list?

[vendettastool]

I was doing that, but don't know if anyone else agreed with me.

Who knows? It looks like we already have someone talking to ghosts. Zombies would fit in at this point. Maybe they will be the kind that hold down jobs and complain about how stitching on their arms doesn't work any more.

[parodeity]

i think like i saw someone posting about this being the matrix and went "ok then" and forgot about it

as long as they are welldressed zombies i will allow it

[vendettastool]

I must have missed that one. Where was my head?

Just because people are differently living doesn't mean that they can't have standards, right?

[parodeity]

shrugs i was still doing highschool shit back then so i dont think i replied

well no but like
zombie movies man
dont you feel formalwear is like hella underrepresented?

[vendettastool]

A good suit can be useful anywhere, but then again I come from a long line of people who wear formalwear as a kind of armor against the masses of cooperate bigwigs.

[parodeity]

i like suits too like
who doesnt like dressing up
obvious exceptions aside

[vendettastool]

I once saw someone who wore a YOLO suit. That was a little too weird but yeah, a good suit and dressing up is nice.
I'm not sure what Jim dresses up as. A hamster?

[parodeity]

he seems like the kinda dude who would wear a dino snuggie to work

[vendettastool]

I use to have one of those. Granted I was like three at the time.

Maybe he is a smart baby?

[parodeity]

you mean like that boss baby movie?

[vendettastool]

Yeah. Stupid idea, right?

[parodeity]

i want to say yes but also stupid shit happens so regularly here

[vendettastool]

Tossing theories out is like tossing darts at a board blindfolded. Something's got to hit but we won't know until someone takes the blindfold off.
If half of the people on here weren't underaged I would invite everyone out for drinks.

[parodeity]

yeah i mean speaking as one of the underaged people
ill take aj as a substitute?

[vendettastool]

Maybe I should go all out and make it one of those smoothie ones with extra apple?

[parodeity]

oh my god you totally should
id drink it

[vendettastool]

You know what? I could go for a couple smoothies too. Just mine with vodka and yours without, right?

[parodeity]

yeah no worries there i dont try to get around the age drinking limit
im all about the aj for a vice

[vendettastool]

You're a smart kid. And suddenly I feel like my father saying that I'm going to need some therapy time next.

[parodeity]

so where do you want me to meet you