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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[mercurio]

everyone: go fund getting blue eyes back
give-us-back-our-cerulean-orbs
also the sky it's important
my pictures are all shitty now even the ones at night SUCK

thanks for nothing jim

[youraffection]

i think the sky is the most important tbh
and the water
like
its a dystopian nightmare outside

[mercurio]

wtf what water do you drink that is blue

[vendettastool]

I'm so sorry to hear that. And here I thought trying to code shadows using yellows and brown was hard, I totally forgot about how it affects photography.

[mercurio]

doesn't it affect your video games also??
a super lack of depth!

[stopbleeding]

can't you do black and white photos?

[mercurio]

yeah but those are kind of depressing
should i make a go-fund-me for green?

[your hair..]

[destiny_key]

how much money do i have to put in to fund it

[mercurio]

SO MUCH MONEY

[mercurio]

actually i'm not 100% sure so i'll get back to you

[twelfthspark]

Do black and white, say you're bringing retro back.

But ugh yeah gray eyes don't suit us at all 😢

[mercurio]

but those are depressing pictures?
i like my filters FILTERS

[admiringly]

um...
you know cerulean is only one shade of blue right?
i'm really sorry about your photos though
i understand how it affects art deeply

[mercurio]

i was aiming for a joke... but i mean, yeah, all blues!
blue orbs don't have the same ring to it
are you an artist??

[redarm]

...
just for that slogan im voting for green.

[mercurio]

why you gotta destroy a guy like this

[openhanded]

not to snoop or anything but
water is blue because of the way light refracts through it.
it has nothing to do with the color of the sky.

that said Noah makes a compelling argument for green.
it's also... you know... grass? plants?
my eye color???

[mercurio]

look never apologise for correcting me and calling me out in public
where everyone can see
it's not embarrassing or anything.....

well i guess this could be your payback?

did mikleo put you up this
HRMMMM

[prismaticdestruction]

this times a billion! because it is so not fair to anyone

[mercurio]

thank you kind stranger!

[frostythehitman]

I am NOT about to crowdfund blue eyes. What do you think this is, a damn kickstarter?

[accordance]

How do we go about funding blue eyes?

[wordcarvings]

The sky is very important. I'm having trouble even looking it during daytime as it is now.

[splinten]

I want some goddamned grass back.

[b0mbshell]

That'll probably be the last thing he offers to make blue.

Wait, does anyone know how books that described blue eyes before describe them now? Did those change?

[What has retrospec done to purple prose!?]