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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[vendettastool]

There's popular and there's 'been used so many times that the horse is dead and a pile of bones by now'.

That was the point. You do not make a game called 'Lament of the Rose' and expect there to be a lot of good people in it. I still wouldn't. That type's been used too much too.

[starfruitfrog]

Then you come up with something. If you have so many opinions about games then you must be good at coming up with ideas, right?

Come up with a new NPC and propose it to these guys. Put Jim out of a job (or at least make him scramble to roleplay as a new person.)

[vendettastool]

I design games for a living, so I guess I have to have opinions about them, right?

I wish, but getting ahold of the head office isn't that easy.

[starfruitfrog]

Oh. That's true, I guess you probably would.

Have you tried spamming them with emails until they give in? Maybe you could threaten to leave them a bad review.

[vendettastool]

I think their email servers are a blank box.

[starfruitfrog]

Why not just use the network, then? They obviously keep track of what we're doing.

[vendettastool]

Because we use the network ourselves.

[starfruitfrog]

We could all do it then.

Spam the network with your idea until they have to notice us.

[vendettastool]

And make it unlivable for us?

[starfruitfrog]

I think it could be fun.

[vendettastool]

It could be unless we say or do something that they decide to make a world changer.

[starfruitfrog]

What, like "you know what would be great: animal ears".

[vendettastool]

No, animal ears wouldn't be great. Can you imagine how itchy they can get?

[starfruitfrog]

You could scratch them? How is it any different from having regular ears?

[vendettastool]

Bigger and easier for bugs to get in them.

[starfruitfrog]

BUGS DON'T GO INTO EARS

[........................do they?]

[vendettastool]

Yes they do.

[starfruitfrog]

They don't!!!!


They can't!!

[vendettastool]

Look it up if you don't believe me.

1/2

[starfruitfrog]

[He actually goes and looks this up.]

2/2

[starfruitfrog]

why would you tell me to look that up
i just bought a 80-pack of earplugs

[vendettastool]

Because I wanted to see you flinch?

[starfruitfrog]

Well I didn't flinch so ha!

[He just went immediately to the internet to purchase the biggest lot of earplugs that he could find.]

[vendettastool]

You bought earplugs, ergo you flinched.

[ Yes, Yoon-sung is a terrible person. He's not sorry. ]

[starfruitfrog]

What do those two things even have to do with each other?
I'm just taking precautions!!