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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[voideity]

id rather talk to maurice
i bet hes cute af
#giveusmaurice

[true_noir]

Anything to not have to deal with Jim again?

[voideity]

like man dude was funny at first
but now hes gd obnoxious
like does he want us to hate him or what??

[true_noir]

You know, I don't think he personally cares about us. We're like 'Sims' to him, that he fiddles with and then leaves in homes that float in the sky with no exit, because it is amusing to him.

Which, of course, eventually makes us hate him.

[commandertoolbelt]

that must be the real reason he doesn't like maurice
maurice is the cute one

[voideity]

o shit what if maurice is a RIVAL for janets affections??
like maybe jimbob is jelly bc maurice is a good looking dude w obv a better personality
since one cant have a worse personality than jimbo over here

[commandertoolbelt]

yeah it's not hard to beat jim in that department
idk about you but i’m totally rooting for maurice
#TeamMaurice

[matchbreaker]

Cute and talented?

Maurice seems like the star of Retrospec's staff already.