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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[toushiro]

+1

Let's just not have anyone. Period.

[frostythehitman]

See? Someone gets it.

Jim's just trying to trick us into thinking it's a choice between him and Maurice. But the real answer is to get rid of them all and not have to put up with Retrospec at all. Can't lose sight of the prize here.

[toushiro]

Of course. As annoying as Jim is, people forget that Maurice could be even worse, and quite frankly, we don't need any of that.

[frostythehitman]

Exactly. I don't know why people are so eager to stick their arm right into the box labeled "there might be an angry venomous snake with a taste for human flesh in here".

[toushiro]

To be fair, Jim is...pretty eccentric. Still doesn't mean he's the worst one out of the bunch. And at least it makes for some entertainment.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah, I love getting traumatized by a social media app, that's definitely my idea of fun.

Still, the fact that anyone's begging for Maurice is like Stockholm Syndrome. Why are you asking for more Retrospec at all?

[toushiro]

Maybe they've gotten so used to it that they're forgetting that the point is to get out
of it.

And that we should be actively searching for ways on how to do so.

1/2

[frostythehitman]

Exactly. It's been like 5 months or something since this app started. That's enough time to take people hostage.

Everyone's addicted to Retrospec. Or a good chunk of them, anyway.

It's like all those articles about how everyone's addicted to the internet.

Actually, hang on.

[frostythehitman]

Think that fits the bill?

[toushiro]

Clever. It's perfect.

You're forgetting hellfire in the background, though. At least on the Retrospec side.

[frostythehitman]

You mean like this?

[toushiro]

Perfect.