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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[eyestitch]

sure! when life gives you lemons! and jim is clearly giving us a box of matches and reminding us that the forest gives people the heebie jeebies!

unless you think we're supposed to burn the hobo... 🤔

[adoringpast]

Where in his post did he even indicate that he gave us matches to burn anything down... Your reading comprehension is terrible as always, Harime.

[eyestitch]

and you're recovering very well from your creativity disease, i see!

matches are too old fashioned for someone like you, but that's why they're perfect for jim to hand out! i've got an extra lighter, if you want it! it's your favorite color~

[adoringpast]

I'm not burning anything, Harime! And neither should you. Hand them over.

[eyestitch]

are you seriously trying to confiscate matches from me

like

seriously?

[adoringpast]

Hand

Them

Over

[eyestitch]

kiss

my

ass

2/2

[eyestitch]

ugh you'd probably get a kick out of that! i can't believe i left my cute, sweet, innocent little self open like that

[adoringpast]

You were never cute, sweet, nor innocent in the first place. If anything, you're the type to give anyone diabetes and be their gradual cause of death in the future.

[eyestitch]

jeez

that's pretty mean, sena... do you really think i'm like that? i thought it was okay to just kid around, but that kind of hurts my feelings!

[adoringpast]

Maybe if you drop the sickeningly sweet act i might just start taking you seriously.

[eyestitch]

man you're like a friendship slavedriver! what's the problem with being a little cheerier when i'm out in public? it's like having a stage persona! people want to see a smiling girl at the counter!

also, wrinkles are a thing! 😖

[adoringpast]

Not when said smiling girl at the counter cheerily wants to commit arson on an entire forest. You're really bad at defending yourself at this.

Besides, I've seen more genuine smiles than yours. You could afford to try a little harder, you know?

[eyestitch]

i can't wait to report you to whoever takes over for jim and get you banned from the internet.

genuine people get genuine smiles! hmm, what could that mean?

[adoringpast]

It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

This is getting nowhere so I'll leave you alone for now. But on the off chance the woods catch on fire, I'll know who to point when I tell the police. ♪