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Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it.

So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it!

A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes.

You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip.

Jim Halloway
Research & Development
Retr

spec Incorporated

As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends.

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Squirrels try to get in my hair.

[what]

you should come
this i wanna see

I would rather not.

It's very annoying

and yet it is literally my job.

what are you a park ranger?

goddammit why did TWO people ask me that

I'm a goddamn police detective

and stealing an entire spectrum of color violated SOME law, I'm sure

can you really charge them for this
for anything?
we're the only ones who know they exist in the capacity of replacing animals and stealing colours
everyone else thinks this is all fine and dandy

The law is an evolving entity.

That's what my old DA used to say.

It means 'we'll find something to get them on'.

i guess it'd be nice to think of this whole situation ending so...
plainly?
the police bust in and arrest them all, the company's taken apart
we all go on like it never happened

but this'd definitely qualify as a "law into your own hands" scenario, right?

The fact most of the police don't realize it's even a problem makes it.

complicated.

alright ill keep it in mind
when everything goes down ill tell them detective matsuoka told me to take the law into my own hands

don't take the law into your own hands.

come on
can i really be charged for hurting people everyone else doesn't even know exist

you know what

if you rough Jim up a little nobody will say nothin'

thats more like it
i mean shouldn't this whole "hidden from public view" thing go both ways
it gives them security from being prosecuted for their crimes
but it means nobody will help them when they get in trouble either
thats fairness

Well, you know ideally dragging them into the light is the best response.

well, that's fine
justice is subjective anyway

I feel like I should take a vested interest in keeping you away from guns, when you say that.

it's fine i dont use guns

Well.

Splendid then.

yeah the sword retrospec sent me has been doing just fine so far

They

sent you a sword.

yeah

in fact it's a national treasure. it's usually on display in fukuoka museum

crazy right?

What.

Is it like

Missing, from there?

been two or three months now and still no mention of it on any news sites
it could be a fake
or they replaced the original with a fake and sent me the real one

so you're just swinging around a priceless artifact.

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