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retrospec2017-06-13 08:54 pm
recollecters) wrote in retrospec2017-06-13 08:54 pm
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Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retr  spec IncorporatedAs per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends.
Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. |
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Body pillow seems just pathetic enough
Ugh.
Maybe.
But we're somewhat smarter than rats so I'm not sure 'I took your cheese away but I gave it back' will work on us
Or i hope not
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we've both got the same kind of mental picture of jim in our heads, right? like he's definitely eating lunch at his desk EVERY day.
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And slightly greasy hair.
And one of those goatees where you know they have it because they think it makes them look cool but it just makes them look like they don't know how to take care of a goatee
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and he uses too much wax...or it's just grease.
god, what disgusting little ape lol
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That's an unfair assumption.
It could be both wax and grease.
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i'm gonna need to go look at pictures of smoldering heartthrobs after this
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The pedo on the people always have on 'How to catch a predator'
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like, not that he'd be in THAT situation, but maybe a food scam? foreign prince with money in the bank?
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At least I hope not.
Man.
You know, thinking he's an idiot is kind of unsettling when he has this kind of power.
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but i don't think he's that old. he's like a smug gen-xer. especially with that goatee that he DEFINITELY HAS.
the nigerian prince is out but a bad clickbait headline might be in!
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If there really were all these old people falling for it.
Most of the old people I know are pretty shrewd.
Yeah we'll have to go with clickbait.
Something he can't resist...
And really obvious.
Like
'Buy Janet the Perfect Gift Here'
But it's just a website with directions on how to wash a body pillow.