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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[alienates]

You talk back to me the same exact amount.
This is a two way street here, except I am backing away from you in mine and yet you keep coming.
Anyway I only brought you up then because I was helping someone out.

[notbunaga]

[Karkat it's nice that you're trying to help someone out but-]

listen if anything we are two opposite ends of a magnet attempting to back away from each other with no success
literally the only way i could put more effort into avoiding you is to have you electronically tagged
but im sure thatd mess up somehow too and we'd still run into each other

[alienates]

That also would not help your whole, "I am not a stalker" thing you have going for you.
In fact it'll dock some points from your favor.
You'd be put into a watchlist.

[notbunaga]

does it really count if i do that, then use it to avoid you at all costs
it's like anti-stalking

[alienates]

You still know where I am so it's still considered stalking.
What if I put a tracker in you???

[notbunaga]

dont be stupid

[alienates]

What
So you could put a tracker in me but I couldn't do the same to you?

[notbunaga]

yeah pretty much

[alienates]

Bullshit!!
I can easily track you if I wanted.
I'd be better at it than you would be.

[notbunaga]

have you ever had to do anything like this before?

[alienates]

What
You mean like... stalk people?
Inserting trackers into them?

[notbunaga]

that's exactly what I mean

[alienates]

[ there is a long

long pause

(maybe even four irl days worth of it) ]

No.

[notbunaga]

i see
an inexperienced guy like you thinks he can keep up with me?
you're cocky

[She's fucking with him.]

[alienates]

DON'T WRITE ME OFF.
You have nothing on me.

[notbunaga]

you'd use one of those cheap knockoff brand tracker chips that'd break before it even gets in
i just know it

[alienates]

The ONLY reason I would use something like that is because you are not worth the more expensive shit.

[notbunaga]

i bet you couldnt even afford a decent one

[alienates]

I have a job, dicksicle.
I'll buy one right the fuck now.

[notbunaga]

come on, dont waste your entire food budget on me
although to think you want to impress me that bad...im touched

[alienates]

The only thing I want to impress onto you is my footprint on your face after I completely stomp all over you with how much better my tracking device will be than yours.

[notbunaga]

can you lift your foot that high?

[alienates]

I am going to resist making this joke because you made it way too fucking easy so I won't get any enjoyment out of it.

[notbunaga]

if you say so

[alienates]

THAT WAS AN INSANELY EASY SETUP FOR A SHORT JOKE FUCK YOU