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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[foretellable]

Why not post your resume here?

Someone I was talking to was saying we had to be careful what we gotta say here so I think he was thinking they watch this. If they are, this is the best time!

[alienates]

Oh man, great idea.
My only concern is that others will see it and rip me off??
People on the internet are fucking thieves.

[foretellable]

If they do that then you gotta fight them! Show them you mean business 'cause you're gonna save us from the tyranny of Jim the Awful.

[alienates]

They should probably be thanking me instead of ripping me off.
I am doing them a goddamn favor and instead they reward me with plagiarism.

[foretellable]

The worst kind of people.

But are they worse than Jim?? That's the question!

[alienates]

There's probably some kind of hierarchy in place for how shitty people are.
Jim has to be pretty high on the list??

[foretellable]

Pretty high on the list? Not the top?

So you mean there's someone who could be shittier than Jim?? [ the thought is almost impossible for him to imagine.

though he could see his classmate becky's dad, chad, being higher on that list. chad sucks. ]

[alienates]

[ fuck chad, tbh. ]

Jim probably has a boss, duded.
And whoever that boss is has got to be shittier.

[foretellable]

Ewwwww!

That's awful. Someone worse than Jim? I hope the boss makes his life miserable like the way he's doing it to us.

[alienates]

Maybe that's why he's such a dick.
He's one of those fucks that take his frustration out on other people.
He might be incompetent at his job and gets yelled at all the time, so to make himself feel better he tries to act better than the rest of us.

[foretellable]

Gross. Super gross.

We definitely gotta find his boss then. Snitch on him like no one's been snitched on before! We get rid of Jim and you get the job if we're successful, I bet!!

[alienates]

Good plan.
Everyone knows the surest way to work yourself up in a company is by sabotaging everyone around you.
And Jim needs to GO.
Even if he wasn't a terrible person, he's annoying as shit.

[foretellable]

[ he definitely agrees that jim needs to go but- ]

For real? They do that at companies in real life?

Whoa. That's kind of sad.

[alienates]

The world of grownups is completely fucked up.
They will not hesitate to stab you in the back and also in the front if it means they'll climb the metaphorical ladder of success.

[foretellable]

Double eeeeeew. Why bother doing that to each other? That sounds super exhausting and lame.

[alienates]

Listen
Here's the thing.....
People are fucking AWFUL.