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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[admiringly]

triple win!!
and triple the insult against jim
i like it!!
now all we need is to wait until he's ousted
it shouldn't be too long since he's publicly telling us how much he's bad at his job

[sharplydressed]

sooner would be waaay better than later

unless he's actually married to janet now ；￣ロ￣）
then i guess he'd have immunity??

[admiringly]

NO!!!
idk janet but she'd have to have NO self-respect to marry someone like him
after that lame proposal that was a TRAVESTY
i want to believe that janet's better than that
she has to be!!

[sharplydressed]

omg right??
THANK you for having some common sense (￣Д￣；；
some people actually encouraged them to get together after that just because jim was dedicated or whatever
can you believe it??
if someone proposed to me like that i'd pretend i got laser amnesia and just forgot them and only them

[admiringly]

i don't want to believe it!!
he was being CREEPY
if people thought his video was dedication they're wrong!!!
forget the sanctity of marriage
if someone though that kind of proposal was worth it romance would be DEAD
i would freeze out someone who proposed to me like that too UGH

[sharplydressed]

omg 100% saaame
there was effort and originality but in all the wrong places!!
that's like
idk
making a bust sculpture out of garbage and trying to impress your SO with it
no one's done it before but there's a reason for that!
some people just don't get romance

[admiringly]

there's not getting romance and making a thoughtful attempt even if it's misguided or awkward
it might be bad but it can be endearing
and i will recognize effort when it's due!
but this was not it!
at the end of the day trash is still trash and you can't transform that into art

[sharplydressed]

that's some pretty harsh judgment!
but also totally true
maybe if jim tried as hard with his proposal as he does with getting under everyone's skin it'd actually be successful

[admiringly]

you have to have standards with it comes to love!!
yeah if he used his power to make people happy instead of being a jerk i'd say he'd be a good guy to marry
it's too bad he is what he is

[sharplydressed]

maybe he'll be able to net himself a redemption arc!
i hope that happens tbh
more for janet's sake than his own
but also for the rest of us too considering we're the ones who has to deal with him being annoying

[admiringly]

i'll pray for the day he'll get character development
we all deserve better

[sharplydressed]

fingers crossed!
good luck us