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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

better nate than lever

[loudmouths]

only "a little?"

there's no point in trying to ask, i get it, but why not everything?!

though i guess it's a good enough reason to go into the woods again, maybe???

[secare]

because the goal isn't to fix stuff
more like
it's just to piss us off
i'm sure

[loudmouths]

i mean you're probably right...

but why? why mess with us so much? have we all done something to this company that pissed them off in the past or some shit?

[secare]

i don't think it's personal
more like
they do it because they can?

i mean what can we really do about it?

[loudmouths]

yeah... that's a little odd, honestly... why us? why not the whole damn city, while they're at it?

or is the whole city in on it?

i guess it doesn't matter... you're right, there's not much we can do about it

[tarotcards]

At least my blueberries are now actual blueberries again. Eating them while they were grey made them seem like they were rotten.

Not that it stopped me from eating them but you know.

[loudmouths]

...souji

are you saying that even if they were rotten, you'd eat them?

[tarotcards]

Of course. It's not good to waste food, Keigo.

[loudmouths]

......BUT WHAT IF YOU GET SICK????

[tarotcards]

Then I got sick for a noble and worthy cause.

Plus, we have such things as Pepto so a little stomach ache is nothing to worry about.

look what you've done

[loudmouths]

WHAT NO

DON'T EAT ROTTEN FOOD!!

PEPTO-WHATEVER ISN'T GONNA CURE FOOD POISONING!!!

AND THEN WHAT IF YOU GET DEHYDRATED???? YOU COULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

i regret nothing

[tarotcards]

Wow, that's a lot of caps and exclamation marks. Are your keys broken, Keigo?

you're a menace

[loudmouths]

NO THEY'RE NOT THEY'RE EXPRESSING MY EMOTION!!!!!!

[ look, you can't do capital letters in japanese, let him live his life. ]

DON'T EAT ROTTEN STUFF!!!! do i have to go over there and clean out your fridge????

ilu2

[tarotcards]

You're going to need a few extra garbage bags if you do.

time for keigo to play maid ig

[loudmouths]

?????

is your entire fridge full of rotten food?!?!?!

does your brother eat it too????

[frostythehitman]

What, you think you're just gonna find a giant pool full of blue dye in the middle of the woods?

[loudmouths]

not quite, but that'd be kinda funny

just going by what the guy posted, i'm assuming that maybe some of the plants are blue now? maybe instead of making the trees green, he made them blue...?

[frostythehitman]

Nope. As far as I've seen, all the plants and everything are just as gray as ever. No green or blue anywhere.

I've heard some people mention blueberries are back, though. So, if you like blueberries those are back.

[loudmouths]

huh... well...

[ HMM. ]

ah, wait, those echo flower things were blue, weren't they???

[frostythehitman]

The what now?

[ He's never actually seen them yet, on this fine backdated day of June 13th. ]

[loudmouths]

they're these... really weird flowers in the woods! i ran into a clearing full of them like... a month or so ago?

they're a really bright blue! or they were, anyway

[frostythehitman]

What's weird about them?

[loudmouths]

uh

i think they... somehow mimic sound?

i had tripped and yelled, and then the

[ ...this sounds really fuckin weird, so: ]

before i keep going are you even gonna buy this

[frostythehitman]

I haven't eaten an orange in 3 months because the look in their eyes haunts my nightmares.

I'm willing to buy anything at this point.

[loudmouths]

see you'd be surprised how many people are still skeptical about shit!!

anyway, i had tripped and fell down... i yelled, naturally, and then like two seconds later, the flowers were like

playing back the sound of me yelling? so i yelled again!! and then they started repeating that!

it fucked me up for a few days i'll tell you that for free