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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[explodosafe]

Cause I'm not unbreakable and somebody needs to think of those things to prevent somebody else who doesn't from getting themselves killed by their great ideas.

[starfruitfrog]

I would never do any of those dangerous things. And I was thinking of a nice, gentle, slow rise to the top.

[explodosafe]

Yeah, corpses float unless you weight them down.

[starfruitfrog]

Why do you even know something like that?

[explodosafe]

Family secret ;P

[starfruitfrog]

You come from a family of undertakers?

[explodosafe]

Not exactly, but you know how it is: you're specialized in one part but ya can bet that you'll end up playing all variations of the field sooner or later. It just comes with the business.

[starfruitfrog]

......you're sailors.

[How else would he know so much about bodies in water?]

[explodosafe]

How'd you guess? I thought I was being successfully vague.

[Brb laughing so hard he is worrying the neighbors.]

[starfruitfrog]

Wait, you guys are really sailors?

[His next guess was going to be paraglider pilots. And then sanitation workers.]

[explodosafe]

Take a guess~

[starfruitfrog]

Sea Lion Trainers.

[explodosafe]

You should see the trick where we put our heads into one of their snouts. It's crazy dangerous but the people LOVE it!

[starfruitfrog]

That sounds like animal cruelty.

[explodosafe]

It definitely is when they bite. I mean, you can train them but they're still wild animals in the end. Uncle Hewey lost an ear and half his face that way, 'cause he forgot the most important question.

[starfruitfrog]

What, that wild animals shouldn't be played around with even if you know what you're doing?

[explodosafe]

No. "Where's the fish?"

[starfruitfrog]

Was that your attempt at a joke?

[explodosafe]

What would you ever think something like that?

[starfruitfrog]

Because that sounded like the worst attempt at a punchline ever.

[explodosafe]

Oi, don't go shaming my punchlines.

[starfruitfrog]

I'm just telling you the truth.

[explodosafe]

Telling things as they are is my job :<

[starfruitfrog]

It's not a job unless someone pays you for it.

[explodosafe]

does getting paid in benefits count?