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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[rebellions]

why do i get a feeling you're gonna dress up as a hobo and try to prove your point next...

[Why indeed, Rags.]

i'm gonna regret asking but... what're you up to this time?

[tarotcards]

How did you know? That was exactly my plan.

[ nah, it was going to be about transferring the colour blue but now that ragna mentioned it, souji has to go with it ]

[rebellions]

how the hell is that an "experiment"?? do you even have blue eyes for it?? and who the eff would even WANT to do that, aside from that shithead Jim???

[So many questions. One thing he's not questioning, however, is whether that really is what's been on Souji's mind. Mostly because... he kind of expected it to be that.]

[tarotcards]

You seem really wound up about this. What do you have against staring into a homeless man's eyes?

[rebellions]

i... everything? i'm not gonna stare into anyone's eyes, homeless or not!!

[tarotcards]

Not a romantic, I see, and I thought Valentine's Day would have helped with that.

[rebellions]

WILL YOU DROP THAT ALREADY



also i prefer the term "not a creep" kthx

[tarotcards]

But it's a valid experience.

And there's not creepy about staring into a homeless man's eyes if you take them out to dinner first.

[rebellions]

no i'm pretty sure that's still creepy as fuck
you're inviting him to a dinner with an ulterior motive
of... staring into his eyes...

[What the fuck is this conversation and where is it even going.]

[tarotcards]

It sounds sinister when you put it like that but this is just like any other normal date. When you ask out a man or woman out to dinner, of course you'll be staring into their eyes. That's just Romance 101.

[rebellions]

FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T NEED DATING TIPS FROM A TEENAGER

and now you're planning to go out with some hobo? do you EVER stop to think about your own life choices?

[tarotcards]

Ow. Your capslock is hurting my eyes.

My life choices are just fine, thank you. I don't know what's wrong with taking a hobo out for a date. Everyone deserves a second chance. It's quite classist of you to think otherwise.

[rebellions]

sucks to be you

no it's called common sense dammit
look you can date a hamster for all i care
you just gotta make sure they're not a psycho murderer before you ask them out
the hobo not the hamster

[Words of wisdom to live by.]

[tarotcards]

But you'll never find out until you start spending time with them. Psycho murderers aren't always necessarily homeless people. They can be charming people too, or in roles of authority like cops.

[ cough adachi cough ]

[rebellions]

......... shit you might be right
and i LIVE with one under one roof

[A cop. He lives with a cop. Not a psycho murderer. Probably.]

[tarotcards]

Have you noticed anything off about him? Even the tiniest of things? Some murderers are very good at hiding their true selves but they always eventually slip up.

[ Juzo is totally a psycho murderer. You've seen DR3. He probably would have killed someone for Munakata. ]

[rebellions]

dude, he's weird all over. i wouldn't even know where the hell to start

guess i gotta be careful

[Exactly. And yet, despite that being the case, Ragna isn't even remotely serious about that. But shittalking Juzo behind his back has become something of a hobby for him, so... there you have it.]

[tarotcards]

Please do. The most trusting officers can sometimes be the worst ones. As if wearing a mask, they can suddenly take it off and turn on you.

Learning his motivations for being an officer may help uncover the truth.

[ And Souji going along with the flow and having fun with things is the way he goes so this works for the best. Hope Juzo never finds out about this thread. ]

[rebellions]

well it's just a hunch but
knowing him he probably just wanted to beat the crap out of people and get off scot-free

[... Where is the lie tho.]

[tarotcards]

That definitely is a big red flag. I have heard of some officers joining the force just to legally carry a gun as well.

I suggest you move out immediately. You just might become one of his victims.

[ these are all facts ]

[rebellions]

jfc don't say shit like that so casually
my life is on the line here

i'm packing my things as we speak

[He's not.]

[tarotcards]

Good plan.

Make sure you don't leave any traces as to where you're going. Your roommate is an officer. He will have access to many different types of databases and power, and he will abuse it.

[rebellions]

who the hell do you think you're talking to? i'm an expert on running away from cops