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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[sharplydressed]

that works too tbh
i'll look forward to seeing what you come up with!

[thesettingsun]

I'm happy with 'lock him in a room where the entire floor is covered with Legos' right now but I'm always open to suggestions.

[sharplydressed]

dunk tank is also a personal fav of mine
but why not both?

[thesettingsun]

Both. Both is good.

And I think Janet should get a restraining order, but that's on her.

[sharplydressed]

if she hasn't already she probably will soon lbr
no one can deal with this kind of asshole forever

[thesettingsun]

You can do better, Janet!

Mostly because it'd be hard to do worse.

[sharplydressed]

lmao
watch us find out that every other retrospec employee is actually even more of an asshole than jim

[thesettingsun]

Yikes. I don't even want to imagine it. A company made entirely of dickbags.

[sharplydressed]

at least we wouldn't have to feel bad at all about totally trashing a company like that

[thesettingsun]

Insulting entire companies that aren't made entirely of fuckheads is pretty standard internet procedure.

[sharplydressed]

true...
do you think we're going too easy on them??

[thesettingsun]

Maybe, but anything they deserve would probably be illegal.

[sharplydressed]

ugh true
but i mean on the plus side apparently no one who isn't already stuck on the network realizes they exist?
we could probably set their whole HQ on fire and no one would arrest us
not saying anyone should do that though

[But if anyone did...]

[thesettingsun]

If anyone did, and didn't end up in jail, I'd buy them a drink.

[sharplydressed]

seconded tbh
they might just use the drink to fan the flames but i'd be okay with that too

[thesettingsun]

Same. They'd have to be braver than me, for sure.

[sharplydressed]

eh, really?
you wouldn't want to go set their building on fire once or twice?

[He's teasing, though. Mostly...]

[thesettingsun]

There's a lot of things I'd like to do that I wouldn't have the nerve to try.

[sharplydressed]

then we should do them in a group!
safety in numbers

[It's hard to tell if he's joking or not?! Probably because he kind of is but also kind of isn't.]

[thesettingsun]

You're right. Let me know when arson classes are scheduled and I'll stop by.

[sharplydressed]

lbr
at this rate, an arson class is totally possible

[thesettingsun]

You're right and I'm very concerned about my joke not being a joke now.

[sharplydressed]

better put a copyright on that idea now so no one else sees this and steals it

[thesettingsun]

I think filing for copyright is more attention than I'd like to draw to arson classes. Probably.

[sharplydressed]

true, true
just don't be too sad if you miss out on a beefy payout because you didn't copyright it (*ゝω・)ﾉ

[Okay, now he's teasing entirely, at least.]