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[recollecters]

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Comments

[foxwitted]

Of course. Anything that makes making friends easy can't be that bad!

[ You've made a huge mistake, Retrospec. ]

[storytelleroftime]

Try looking out the window and realizing that the sky was not supposed to be grey. And you had apparently forgotten that fact. It truly is a surreal experience.

[ladytakamaki]

Wait, what kinds of hallucinations?! How is that even possible?!

[ladytakamaki]

What am I supposed to do? I'm not good at computers or phones... Have you tried resetting everything?

[insantafe]

You make it sound like they've done something like it before, but taking colors or shrinking folks to the size of bugs ain't a game I've heard of.

[vendettastool]

Occupational hazard, I'm afraid. Also comes with an insane sleep schedule, a lack of IRL interactions, but I have managed to miss the problem weight and bad clothing choices side effects.

We have pieces that don't add up to much yet.

[ladytakamaki]

What kind of physical changes are you talking about?

[scarlet_devil]

Are you sure about that?

[saburai]

...You mean privacy?

[commandertoolbelt]

now that's the way to do it!
or maybe carry around groucho glasses everywhere so you're ready for them

[ladytakamaki]

Sort of, yeah... I don't really understand any of this, though. Why all the changes?

[vendettastool]

Actually... I think I was being kinda ignored a little. The guys with weapons and the guys without were busy with getting stuff tied down and covered as the rain started and I was just riding the elephant past. They got out of the way but that could just be the whole 'elephant' thing.

[lecturehall]

What exactly do you think of as "concrete"?

[tarotcards]

They already have these ideas. There's nothing more we can do to stop them. We are doomed, I'm sorry to say.

[vendettastool]

I've heard that coons are a friendly breed even if he's just a bit coon.

He must really like it. Probably gets all the itches being combed out a lot.

[saburai]

Especially with the "bigger loss" that may be coming. From what I've gathered so far, it could be anything.

[sivard]

And that horses have all been replaced by giant birds.

Have you tried looking them up, by the way? If you do, the result is "did you mean chocobo?" and a bunch of pictures of frighteningly huge birds.

[mercurio]

wait do you think the puppy eyes will do?
because don't we want him to be competitive
i mean we're riding to race right

[vendettastool]

Luckily for me it's not always okay to bring the cats with me to work otherwise I would always be too busy to bother with getting the job done, right? But yes, she is cute and she knows it.

[commandertoolbelt]

well if none of us survive july we know who to blame

as long as it isn't uno you'll be off the hook
i'd play pretty much anything else

[tarotcards]

I'm sorry, dear uncle, but I must speak the truth. We must prepare ourselves if we do, in fact, lose red in the near future.

We must enjoy it while we still can.

[livingdeadgirl]

maybe we should all paint our words red for red awareness

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee She's a rescue cat, but I've heard that ocelots are nice if a little wild to handle.
Yoon-sung Lee I'm pretty sure that if I did that, my PA will skin me alive so she's staying with us.

[appraiser]

hmm something like dogs turning into crickets or people falling into the center of the earth?

[tarotcards]

Didn't you see how she tried to use the power of bonds against me? I'm just a young and naive teenager, uncle. Of course I'd do anything if they'd call me their friend.