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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-07-01 08:52 pm

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Hello Users,

For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options.

For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual.

R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™.

The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that.

Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times.

Thank you for your patience,

Janet Wiseman
Human Resources
Retrspec Incorporated

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feistytrader: (gold's hat is huge too)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-07-02 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Rest assured, this is only the tip of the anime iceberg. Buckle up.

If we're making one of those xy charts, I'd put it solidly in the creepy and threatening square. Then again, Janet's a lot nicer than Jim.
protegge: art by <user name="catingas" site="tumblr.com"> (🔫 from the constant hurt)

[personal profile] protegge 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
how do u live if u dont get paid
parodeity: feastings @ tumblr (PEER 🎧 r u srs)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
yes
i mean i assume some people would tell you it would do but
i dont think its as clean cut as that maybe

my eyes
digthefuzz: (watch | where's the beef)

[personal profile] digthefuzz 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
we just don't know

or actually maybe we know a little
as far as i know everyone who doesn't have the app doesn't notice these weird things going on in the world
so
it's kinda all in our hands?
doitrockapella: (ASIDE ❖ we don't talk about maelstrom)

[personal profile] doitrockapella 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Hallucinomemories"? That's quite a portmanteau.
impulsives: (pic#4713281)

[personal profile] impulsives 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
thx.

[ yo he's not expecting much from sena since they're not that close. but it's still nice to have that. ]

and yea, kind of annoying to do this alone, but hey, it's better than nothing really.

do you have a make-up artist whenever you have a shoot or something.
okitactless: (munch)

[personal profile] okitactless 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
they're gonna turn your booze gray

[RUDE. Someone is still salty about the sky...]
openhanded: (game) (☆you think it'll burst apart)

[personal profile] openhanded 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
it might be different this time?
ugh I hope it's different this time.
parodeity: electricgale @ tumblr (EYEBROW 🎧 raised)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
what courses are you taking?
parodeity: (WHOA 🎧 hold up)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
what would using my roboty powers for good even look like bro
storytelleroftime: (Icon 5)

[personal profile] storytelleroftime 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
...Ransomware is something that encrypts your files until you pay, well, a ransom. It's pretty serious. Guess you are unfamiliar with the term.
protegge: <user name="rightgunman"> (🔫 maybe to him i'm just a pawn)

[personal profile] protegge 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
im a lil worried about writing a poem to a lady who maybe thinks we are all lab rats dude ngl

i mean ill still do it
and itll be a baller poem
but it feels weird
parodeity: (Default)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
or even if were asked to set the sky on fire tomorrow?
parodeity: (WHOA 🎧 hold up)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-07-02 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
they better leave red the fuck alone
but idk
what about our families
destiny_key: (default)

[personal profile] destiny_key 2017-07-02 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
thats pretty cool at least!!!
i heard some people get superpowers from the network
so maybe youll get those!!!

[personal profile] appraiser 2017-07-02 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
19/m/recolle, i like cats and roller coasters!
reversal of insanity though
those are some high standards
redarm: (....)

[personal profile] redarm 2017-07-02 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
actually now that i think about it
how DO they make a profit?
standalonehuman: (Default)

[personal profile] standalonehuman 2017-07-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hitori Togusa Well. Yes. What if they aren't actually in control of reality changing, but they're trying to hold it all together? The colors got lost, right? And they're diverting resources to try to get them back. What if it wasn't their fault in the freist place?
commandertoolbelt: (this is your admiral speaking)

[personal profile] commandertoolbelt 2017-07-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
hey we don't know for sure that it's fake

but you're doing us all a great service anyway
someone needs to keep us up to date on "all my cryptids"
lalliho: (i know what you did last summer)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Finnish? Kinda cool... Except this is a lot of Finnish and oh, look, a familiar name. Well, guess he'll respond in Finnish, too.]

I'm almost surprised you didn't try to make me use it two months ago. You're obviously excited about it.

[But still just "almost". Nice talkin' to you, cousin.]
doitrockapella: (DRINK ❖ oh look cobra's talking again)

[personal profile] doitrockapella 2017-07-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm assuming you're not referring to the "dry, itchy" variety of red eyes.
destiny_key: (Ugg.)

[personal profile] destiny_key 2017-07-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
i mean i dont think ive been on here as long as you
so i guess i dont know if they might get better or worse
the last few months have sucked though
so i hope its better
parodeity: nubbybuns @ tumblr (YO 🎧 you make no sense)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-07-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
i bet they could be if programmers tried hard enough

ok but why do you think it was burned
also i think ru has been established since before the 50s dude
glaciers: (1)

[personal profile] glaciers 2017-07-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have anything that's superpower proof.
parodeity: (Default)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-07-02 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
i dont think anyone is specifically?
id be down for a bbq tho
you should fund it