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[recollecters]

Hello Users, For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual. R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™. The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that. Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times. Thank you for your patience, Janet Wiseman Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!) Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.

Comments

[doitrockapella]

What DO we know, all told? Ms. Wiseman mentioned something about six months; surely in that time someone's been able to come up with SOME variety of answer for what's going on here?

[parodeity]

jim actually mentioned a maurice last month

[playdolls]

a pretty good drinking game. take a shot every time retrospec sends you an annoying update.

[appraiser]

right!
good luck on your poem!
(and remember we're all counting on you)

[openhanded]

it got pretty rough with everyone's secrets being blasted everywhere.
life changing stuff just... blaring from your phone without permission.
and then there were paparazzi hounding people for more info?
it was uncomfortable and had the chance of being dangerous but we weren't fighting for our lives.

I really really hope it's better.

[scythegun]

As much as I want to believe they won't be able to do anything else they DID shrink us all down for awhile there and I'd like to spend the rest of my life forgetting that happened, so! Who knows with Retrospec?

[destiny_key]

oh are they fire powers???
uhhhhhhh

you could be naked???
but that would be weird

[Sora has the best ideas.]

[digthefuzz]

DUDE
the level of cuteness of that pic is deadlier than anything jimbo can throw at us

[sakeplz]

ummmmmmmm dont know
we should ask a fashion designer!

[voideity]

someone has 2 be the optimist in this family

um bc america dave
+ hot dogs
coleslaw i think which egh
bags of bbq chips

we have three days lets hit them all

[storytelleroftime]

No. I'll add that to my to-do list though. No guarantees on being finished anytime soon, however.

[God only knows how little of an attention span she has when it comes to projects. Like what this will probably turn into.

[playdolls]

tl;dr

[protegge]

GOD

thanks ill go sweat nervously and pray a lot

[appraiser]

it's a game....... called life!
i'm sorry, we haven't figured out a way to unsubscribe

[adoringpast]

i do, but it's still necessary to learn how to put on makeup for personal reasons, in case you'd like to look fresh and clean when going out or if you get a blemish or a bruise on your cheek

but in your case, i guess you can do without makeup everyday since you're just using it for your nerd hobby. don't stress yourself out too much about it. you're still a beginner after all so it's not like you're gonna master it in a few days.

[doitrockapella]

As opposed to mine, which I see are now gray as a rainy day.

What's this about past lives?

[darkinferno]

it may be a little early to say they're going bimonthly, we had new users two months in a row at the start. it'd be just like them to make us think they've got a routine and then do something different to mess with our hands

and who knows, they're probably selling data on everything we do or say to the highest bidder

running some kind of science experiment on all of us and making millions for our unwilling participation

[elevelvetor]

that's actually disappointing, i feel as though retrospec would have been much more interesting as a company if they had had some sort of theme!

what are the chances their name is Jmaurice, where the "J" is silent?

[originallutece]

Not in the least. Don't bring any fruit, though; I want to show you that myself.

[appraiser]

and don't forget to write after all that sweating and praying



if you ever need help writing, though
i can be there to bounce off ideas and provide feedback

[parodeity]

lmao yeah btw youre gonna get memories
heads up

[parodeity]

i never did it its just what television tells me
and television clearly never lies

[parodeity]

is your mom really into the sports

[lalliho]

if it's a virus that's been around for six months why haven't I heard of it

[He might not go outside, but he reads news sites.]

[parodeity]

i mean how do you help return color to the world