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[recollecters]

Hello Users, For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual. R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™. The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that. Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times. Thank you for your patience, Janet Wiseman Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!) Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.

Comments

[digthefuzz]

whoa she's real
#janetisreal2401
and she's
relatively more helpful and clear??
or well she's not jim
congratulations, you beat the lowest benchmark

really hoping we could avoid losing anything else though!
i know they won't respond but maybe they'll still read this so here goes:
how about you guys just try not to make these times trying to begin with??

PS any models out there have any hot tips about the biz?

[parodeity]

i mean she is apparently head of human resources
or
part of it????
thats like their entire job isnt it

are you modeling now...

[digthefuzz]

dave my boy, you raise a good point!
but you never know what to expect when it comes to a company like this
good to know human resources got it down

[Don't ask if he actually knew what Human Resources actually entailed before this conversation and a google search.]

just looking into it!
you know, a little side thing for now

[parodeity]

what kind of modelling
are you gonna pose with pizzas
i feel the need to bring it up preemptively since we always end up on the topic of pizzas

[digthefuzz]

ah you've found the recurring trend
while i think i am finally ready to think about pizza again without having war flashbacks giant pizza 2k17,
no, i don't think it'll be pizza-themed
i'll just be, i dunno.
modeling. a photo shoot.
my old friend hooked me up!
so, it's a thing that's gonna happen

[parodeity]

thats pretty cool actually
congrats?
meanwhile all my plans involve like you know
college
way less exciting

[digthefuzz]

dude thanks!

but oh snapple i can't forget what's going on with you!
getting ready to join the big leagues huh
don't you worry
the big man on campus is ready to show you the ropes!
it may be more exciting than you think!

[parodeity]

what courses are you taking?

[appraiser]

2401?

[digthefuzz]

oh sorry dude
that was just a joke from an old video game
you know that popular video game series?
there was one with the sidekick wasn't in it
but then there's this one fountain with really smudged writing on it
fans on the net thought it said 'l is real 2401'
so it caused a bunch of conspiracy theories about how to use that number to unlock that character!
so, it's like, guess we unlocked janet??
but the number doesn't actually mean anything

[appraiser]

oh
haha i understood none of that, but i'm glad we were able to unlock janet, in a sense

[digthefuzz]

lol it's cool
you don't game much?

but yeah dude it's pretty awesome!
a step forward at least
i want to say a step towards real answers but i shouldn't be too wishful in my thinking

[appraiser]

i never sat still long enough as a child to make it through video games, but i like rhythm games, and those where you collect creatures or build up a town

it looks like jim will be proposing a game that will give answers, though
will you be playing?

[digthefuzz]

fair enough!
those are legit types of games tho

as for jim's game
probably??
i might as well give it a swing
as long as it doesn't turn out like the most dangerous game or something

[appraiser]

that one where we all shoot each other dead?
i guess
"100% completion"
would make sense then

[liberal_arts]

Isn't that a bit of a random thing to ask, all things considered?

[digthefuzz]

that's why it's a PS!
it's just a side-bar y'know
something that's been on my mind!

[liberal_arts]

I know what a PS is, friend.

Though, since you did ask, I think I may be of some help. I have connections in that world. Was there anything more specific you needed to know?

[digthefuzz]

you do??
oh awesome!!

well, mostly i want more of an idea of what i'm in for
things i should be doing to prepare and stuff
life hacks!

[liberal_arts]

You're green as grass, then, as the saying goes?

Let's start with a picture, then, shall we? A simple face shot will do for now.

[digthefuzz]

i didn't know that was a saying
but if the plant fits?

wait just a face shot??

i mean, someone arranged a whole shoot and everything
i can't ask them to just aim for the face!
(as awesome as looks)

[yamagishi]

Why models?

[No seriously, why??]

[digthefuzz]

why not?
maybe i'm trying to become a model citizen

[yamagishi]

...That makes me a little worried.

[digthefuzz]

[Continued here!]