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asking for a friend

Ritsu Kageyama
7/2 near Chata
Welcome to all the unfortunate new users of Retrospec. You should know the unnatural changes of the world also affect loved ones outside the city, who are oblivious as the non-Retrospec users here; you might also experience some physical changes or receive unwanted things in the mail. Usually at the start of the month, given others' accounts. Anyway...

If people were being very insistent. (Very.) And refusing to take no for an answer, what type of birthday present would you ask for?

P.S. Indecisiveness is unhelpful and not the point of the post, please refrain from posting so unless you have some idea.

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I bet it's something out there
Like the naked mole rat you seem like a naked mole rat kind of guy

Dare I ask why?

You kinda live behind a rock? [ who doesn't know what a switch is?]

I'll work on fixing that.

I don't want to seem like a naked mole rat person.

With luck one day you can appreciate cute animals like capybara and degus
I believe in you dude

I appreciate your passion for obscure mammals.

Not sure why it has to specifically be angled "cute" though.

Okay you have a point
Naked mole rats can be cute too
I feel bad now I didn't mean to insult them they're trying their best like everyone else

Trying their best by being their natural selves is usually a people term.

I dunno I feel like people sometimes don't even try at all [ ... is this... cynicism? ]

Fair enough.

[ Sometimes you just gotta do a violence and lash out against societal norms. Like they do later. smh boys ]

But really though
Lighten up a little and have a good birthday

This has single-handedly been one of the strangest conversations I've had here and I've been on this bizarre network for five months. Congratulations for that.

And thanks.

What really?
All I did was talk about rats and tell you to have a good birthday

[ ... unsure if this is flattering? ]

I don't know, there's something about your aura.

[ YOU'RE PUSHY IS WHAT ]

I think I'll remember you.

Wow
Is that a threat
Should I be worried for my life

[ ALSO flattering tho. ]

I'm a law-abiding citizen I'm not going to kill you like I would roaches.

[ Lies. He's never been able to deal with them on his own. ]

I don't know if I can trust you
I better sleep with one eye open from now on

Don't blame me if you get an eye infection from your paranoia.

I'll send you the medical bill since we're such good friends

[ ]

Since when?

Since just now
I'm unforgettable, right? [ RITSU'S WORDS. ]

I meant that as an acquaintance thing but go ahead and call it what you want.

[ tsun ]

Got it
So not only friends but best friends.

[ he decided. just now. it's canon now. ]

Do you do this all the time.
Am I just one of many.

[ gotta make sure he's not being PLAYED ]

Aw who do you think I am?
Best friendship is a huge commitment I wouldn't joke around like that

[ that's right. COMMITMENT. ]

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