retrospec | approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

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bungou to alchemist: osamu dazai

approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

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I'm not worth suing anyway. You're probably right.

do u think jim is suable

I wish. We'd have so much to get him for.

ur tellin me!
well maybe well get lucky someday
thisll have 2 end at some point right?

God, I hope so, or I'll go nuts.

well just have 2 keep trying 2 figure this stuff out
and hey bitching sessions r an important part of that if u ask me

Absolutely. The internet is a time-honored vehicle for complaining about everything.

lets keep the tradition alive

We'll keep bitching on the internet for years and years to come.

even jim cant stop us!

What would he even do, cut us off from Retrospec? Oh no, how terrible.

haha right?
maybe we should try 2 piss him off more

Nothing about writing a nice ode to Janet says we can't write another poem insulting her.

truth!
or u know just bc its nice 2 janet doesnt mean it has 2 b nice 2 him

An ode to Janet, who admirably puts up with her creepy stalker coworker.

yea man
i almost feel sorry 4 her

No one deserves that, no matter where they work.

#freejanet?

A GoFundMe to help pay for a restraining order.

that would almost b funny tbh

Court cases are expensive. I'm sure we could get something going if we had her permission. If not, we might get in trouble.

what else r they gonna do 2 us
steal another color?

It's hard to think of what else you could do like that. You can't get rid of a number, and a letter of the alphabet would be too complicated. They could switch out another animal? Maybe wasps. I'd be fine with them switching wasps for anything not wasps.