approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

[thesettingsun]

SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

Comments

[thesettingsun]

Usually they go around giving speeches to inspire people. At schools, and places like that.

[explodosafe]

That's supposed to actually bring something...?

Wouldn't it be better to choose a project and stay with it from beginning to the end? I can't believe some stranger saying some nice words can be all that inspiring for real.

[thesettingsun]

It must have helped someone, or people wouldn't still be doing it. Probably.

[explodosafe]

You don't sound that convinced of it either.

What kind of power would you like to have if you could get just any?

[thesettingsun]

Is never getting writer's block a superpower? I'd go for that.

Other than that, teleportation, maybe?

[explodosafe]

I dunno, but if it is it's god-tier.

Teleportation sure would be useful, too. Kinda scary too, if you consider that nothing would be able to stop a guy like that anymore. You'd be like an upgraded ghost!

[thesettingsun]

I was just thinking it'd be way easier to visit other countries whenever you felt like it. And you'd never have to worry about traffic or a commute again...

[explodosafe]

Huh? How so? Can motivational speakers grow wings and fly?

[thesettingsun]

I mean if you could teleport.

[explodosafe]

They can?

[Congrats, now he's utterly confused.]

[thesettingsun]

Maybe they can now?? I can't prove they can't.

[explodosafe]

. . . . .





WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?!

[thesettingsun]

What kind of logic lets blue and green just disappear?? We don't have logic anymore!

[explodosafe]

Yeah- But--

Thatd oesn't mean you have to help them breaking it even more!!

*that oesn't

*deosn't

......


I hate you. TT^TT

[thesettingsun]

Don't break your keyboard too.

[explodosafe]

I use a touchscreen, how would that even work?

[Please don't jinx it.]

[thesettingsun]

If I know anything about technology, it's that everything can break somehow and cost a shitton of money to replace.

[explodosafe]

That can be said about pretty much anything.

Including the human body.

[thesettingsun]

Not everything.

Point taken on the human body, though.