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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

Comments

[matchbreaker]

Who are you saying's going to die alone here?

Besides, just get him one of the simple gifts like a microwave or something!

[eyestitch]

haven't you ever heard of the general "you"? PROBABLY someone, and who knows? jim is probably going to luck out before a lot of people here.

that sounds pretty practical~ but the microwave on his registry looks like one of those fancy stainless steel ones. is it responsible to get him one? the lack of a 'popcorn' button might cause some probkems!

[matchbreaker]

that seems pretty depressing when you put it like that

Oh gosh was it? I didn't even look at it! That might cause some problems for the man.... on the other hand, it might mean he has burnt popcorn too

[eyestitch]

it's really, really, REALLY depressing! i just don't know how i'm going to go on.

are you wishing burnt popcorn on jim? he'll NEVER get the smell out! oh, oh! what if he can't find the defrost button and his chicken gives him salmonella?

[matchbreaker]

Well, That might just make my depression feel a little better to think that he's going to have to deal with an apartment made smelly *that* way than any other!

[eyestitch]

hey, you're going pretty far there.

are you getting the help you need? do you need to call someone?

[Truly hard to tell if she's serious with this one or not.]

[matchbreaker]

What self-respecting adult isn't getting their proper therapy? Besides, I can feel better knowing others are getting it worse

[eyestitch]

i dunno if either of the s'es in ssri stands for schadenfreude

but if there's anything having this tacky app has taught me it's that people really are public about how much they're suffering!

or think they are 💁🏼

[matchbreaker]

Yeah it's true there's a lot of people just going out there and talking about all their problems to everyone.

Maybe that happens on Facebook anyway?

I don't have as many younger people added.

[eyestitch]

us young adults are the kings and queens of oversharing! it's such a warm and cuddly feeling, like we're all part of the same happy family!

barf. at least people could share fun stuff!

but but, uh, chin up!

[matchbreaker]

are you saying you don't feel all warm and connected to everyone?

after all we are one people of people harassed by retrospec. Or so you could say.

[eyestitch]

ew.

not really! i've never met most of them before, even if i've lived here a while! so it's hard to say we're connected.

maybe some of us really are fated to meet though! but don't you think the wheat needs to be separated from the chaff first?

[matchbreaker]

Actually yes! But I'm wondering how you make that division!

[eyestitch]

'you' like me or 'you' like u in general, like we're gonna get all democratic about this and decides who keeps the app and who goes?

[matchbreaker]

Well the other end puts you as a the app overlord and i didn't elect you

but thats probably the more interesting answer

so go for singular you

[eyestitch]

as your newly elected official i will uphold 2 of the following: liberté, égalité, fraternité.

1st of all, i'd banish some people right back to insta! like, you know what i can't stand seeing here?

today i went to the fair!
look at my ice cream cone!
do you think my haircut looks nice?

get a LIFE, am i right?

[matchbreaker]

I can follow that one, liveblogging does seem pretty tacky when everyone isn't even necessarily your friend!