I am not trying to seduce you

[katsudonfatale]

Yuuri Katsuki shared a photo. 7/8 near Apprasage

Hi... I've had this app for a while, but to be honest I don't use it much because of how suspicious it's seemed from the start. It's been several months now, and I guess it's obvious that whether I use it or not isn't going to change how it keeps affecting me and everyone else so... maybe it's time to try a different approach, I guess. With that said, does anyone here remember the Macarena? Did you know it's Billboard's No. 1 dance song? I feel like it's really due a comeback, especially with how fun it is to dance to! 🕺💃✨ Remember to drop by Dance!!! Studio if you're interested in dance lessons of any kind. Maybe, together, we can bring the Macarena back! 💪

Comments

[insantafe]

There's a thousand dances out there in the world that could've made a comeback, and you pick the Macarena?

[katsudonfatale]

Well, technically it wasn't my choice?

[insantafe]

Oh, this is one of those bingo things, isn’t it? How’re they coming up with this weird stuff?

[katsudonfatale]

This is related to my actual job which... is convenient but also creepy, you know?

[insantafe]

Oh, okay. I'm guessing you're a dance instructor?

It’s no creepier than posting pictures of everyone on the network from behind. These Retrospec folks are like stalkers.

[katsudonfatale]

I am, yeah
True, but I also feel like they go beyond mere stalkers... like... no matter what I do or where I go I should just assume I'm being watched

[insantafe]

Probably safest to, if you ask me. Hell if I know how they do it, but it’s like they’ve got eyes everywhere.