I am not trying to seduce you

[katsudonfatale]

Yuuri Katsuki shared a photo. 7/8 near Apprasage

Hi... I've had this app for a while, but to be honest I don't use it much because of how suspicious it's seemed from the start. It's been several months now, and I guess it's obvious that whether I use it or not isn't going to change how it keeps affecting me and everyone else so... maybe it's time to try a different approach, I guess. With that said, does anyone here remember the Macarena? Did you know it's Billboard's No. 1 dance song? I feel like it's really due a comeback, especially with how fun it is to dance to! 🕺💃✨ Remember to drop by Dance!!! Studio if you're interested in dance lessons of any kind. Maybe, together, we can bring the Macarena back! 💪

Comments

[digthefuzz]

no lie, dude!
this song may be old school
but its moves are too cool!
for school

[katsudonfatale]

[ Kurt Wagner thinks the Macarena is cool!!?! Wow! ]

Hahaha
Yeah, they're very unique moves for sure
But at the same time not difficult to memorize

[digthefuzz]

a perfect combo imo
this is gonna be my new jam man
gotta thank you for bringing back!
#dothemacarena2k17

[katsudonfatale]

[ Is this really a good idea? Oh boy... well, it's probably too late, now. ]

Oh, no, no, there's no need to!!
This wasn't really my idea, after all
It was part of my bingo

[digthefuzz]

[It's too late, you created a monster.]

aw man for realsies? : C
dude you're so lucky
why didn't i get a bingo like that??
well I guess me and Retrospec agree on one thing now
total bummer!

[katsudonfatale]

Was yours unpleasant?
Sorry about the letdown
For what it's worth many people out there appreciate the Macarena too, not just Retrospec

[digthefuzz]

well they weren't all so bad
but none of them were macarena level either!
lol of course there has to be fans out there
it's a super sweet dance!
i'll be glad to help enlighten the modern world!

[katsudonfatale]

Well, as long as you don't mind them
I'm glad you like the Macarena so much
Wait
You'll help??

[digthefuzz]

of course!!
why wouldn't i
i just said i wanted it back in style
so i'll be the change i want to see in the world!

[katsudonfatale]

[ !!?!?! Does he get extra credit if he actually succeeds in his task thanks to an influencer? It's a mystery, but he sure isn't complaining. ]

That's so inspiring!
I hope more people get back into it too!