I am not trying to seduce you

[katsudonfatale]

Yuuri Katsuki shared a photo. 7/8 near Apprasage

Hi... I've had this app for a while, but to be honest I don't use it much because of how suspicious it's seemed from the start. It's been several months now, and I guess it's obvious that whether I use it or not isn't going to change how it keeps affecting me and everyone else so... maybe it's time to try a different approach, I guess. With that said, does anyone here remember the Macarena? Did you know it's Billboard's No. 1 dance song? I feel like it's really due a comeback, especially with how fun it is to dance to! 🕺💃✨ Remember to drop by Dance!!! Studio if you're interested in dance lessons of any kind. Maybe, together, we can bring the Macarena back! 💪

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[katsudonfatale]

The dance lessons?

[twostringsonebow]

Yes.

[He. Might be interested. Pityingly so.]

[katsudonfatale]

Oh! Yeah, they're always open, I'm an instructor at the studio
We have a lot of different options, obviously, not just the Macarena

[twostringsonebow]

Oh! That's good to know. I would've signed up for the Macarena if it was the only one available, but I'm glad to hear there's still others.
Do you actually need people to dance it though, or is it simply advertising?

[katsudonfatale]

[ Please don't make him actually teach people how to do the Macarena, he might die of embarrassment. ]

Well, actually, it was part of my bingo card
But I don't really need anybody to dance it
(I just thought I could use this as a opportunity to advertise my work place, since it was somewhat related)