I am not trying to seduce you

[katsudonfatale]

Yuuri Katsuki shared a photo. 7/8 near Apprasage

Hi... I've had this app for a while, but to be honest I don't use it much because of how suspicious it's seemed from the start. It's been several months now, and I guess it's obvious that whether I use it or not isn't going to change how it keeps affecting me and everyone else so... maybe it's time to try a different approach, I guess. With that said, does anyone here remember the Macarena? Did you know it's Billboard's No. 1 dance song? I feel like it's really due a comeback, especially with how fun it is to dance to! 🕺💃✨ Remember to drop by Dance!!! Studio if you're interested in dance lessons of any kind. Maybe, together, we can bring the Macarena back! 💪

Comments

[roseblooms]

[IT'S THE OPPOSITE YUURI IT MEANS YOU HAVE DIGNITY]

Never mind. I just tried to work out what it is by reenacting it here in my room, before I remembered it's not really a dance routine at all. It's just a viral video — "What Does the Fox Say", by Ylvis.

...Memes. Regardless. I wouldn't worry about it. What about the dance from Thriller? Certainly that's a classic by now.

[katsudonfatale]

Oh, I remember that one! There was a bit of dancing in the chorus too!

The Thriller dance is definitely a classic... though I feel like that's not as newbie-friendly as the Macarena

[roseblooms]

If you could really call it dancing, I suppose.

Still, even without it, that's a fair assortment of dances. And then of course there's always the Chicken Dance and the Hokey-Pokey.

[katsudonfatale]

I mean, it's... something like it
Kind of

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Yeah, there's so many that we could try to bring back
But actually this is just for my bing card, you know?