I am not trying to seduce you

[katsudonfatale]

Yuuri Katsuki shared a photo. 7/8 near Apprasage

Hi... I've had this app for a while, but to be honest I don't use it much because of how suspicious it's seemed from the start. It's been several months now, and I guess it's obvious that whether I use it or not isn't going to change how it keeps affecting me and everyone else so... maybe it's time to try a different approach, I guess. With that said, does anyone here remember the Macarena? Did you know it's Billboard's No. 1 dance song? I feel like it's really due a comeback, especially with how fun it is to dance to! 🕺💃✨ Remember to drop by Dance!!! Studio if you're interested in dance lessons of any kind. Maybe, together, we can bring the Macarena back! 💪

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[judgementkazzy]

We can dance if we want to, we can leave our friends behind...

[ Please enjoy an impromptu karaoke version of everyone's favorite (only) song by Men Without Hats, The Safety Dance. I know we both know it, but I needed to link it for posterity.

And yes, Kiryu does look up a background track for this because it feels too weird to do a capella. ]

[katsudonfatale]

[ Yuuri very respectfully stays quiet on the other side of the line until the end. Kiryu can't see him, obviously, but for the record he's grinning like an idiot the whole time, stifling laughter—this is actually a lot more fun than anticipated.

And then, when the song ends, he claps (he switched to speaker just for this). ]

That was great!

[judgementkazzy]

[ When Kiryu commits, he commits. He's happy to hear Yuuri enjoyed it, too... look, he really likes karaoke. ]

Ah. Thanks.

[ A tiny ego boost is always welcome. ]

Now it's your turn, right?