retrospec | this is stupid

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bungou to alchemist: osamu dazai

this is stupid

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

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Still did it. 5 at once is efficient.

Are they in a line?

in a way.

[no. but he'll take what he can get.]

don't you hate me? why are you here?

You insulted Chuuya. Why wouldn't I be here?

you're so gross.

What about that is gross?!

everything. you're a creep.

Defending my friend's dignity is gross?

it is when you've got some weird crush on him.

besides guys who wear collars don't have dignity.

Chuuya has more dignity than you will ever have in your life!!

there you go with the creepy fan talk again.

there should be a limit to the amount of guys your obsessed with.

[that or just!! stop knowing all the people he knows!!! you're gross!!]

Or maybe you could stop calling it creepy and gross and then it wouldn't bother you so much!

pretty sure that's not how this works.

It's absolutely how this works. Nothing I'm doing is creepy, you just insist that it is. Why do you want me to stop so much? Is it that you have a crush on him and you're trying to get rid of competition?

who? the runt? why would i?

i don't like how you put him on a pedestal. same with baren. it's like you're turning them into objects. why wouldn't i have a problem with that?

[That actually does kind of make sense, uh.]

I don't actually know Baren that well. Stop knowing famous people or something, because I guarantee there are people way worse about it than I am. One of my classmates still doodles 'Mrs. Kaiyou' in her notebooks when she thinks nobody is looking. Chuuya is really cool and I'm going to stand by that. I know he has flaws but I still think he's amazing! And I'm not going to just let people insult him for things that aren't actually true.

Edited (keyboard...) 2017-07-09 18:36 (UTC)

hard not knowing famous people when my job is pretending to be them.

[or was. still is now??]

pretty sure i'd get fired if the boss was actually offended by what i say. you jump to defend him way too quickly. he's not fragile. he doesn't need your protection over stuff like this.